Craziest/Stupidest thing you've ever done

[Suicide]

Let's hear some funny stories. I'm bored. Entertain me.

[DƎRDYPK]

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[Rollimeo]

this should keep you busy: viewtopic.php?f=9&t=93210

[Tornado]

Memories.

I think BILI and Yah Hah take the award for funniest shit.

Although i got 1 bad story to add

When i was about 11, i has after school football practice but i forgot my shorts to wear. Usually they have spares but not today. I looked at my shirt, and it was freakishly big for my age, so i thought fuck it, and wore it out. No one even noticed, they just thought the shirt was too big. So practice is going on, then we pick sides for the match at the end and my team was picked to turn their shirts inside out as it had blue on the inside from the red on the outside. I hesitated, looked at the coach in a kinda "don't do this to me man". He said get on with it, so the second i take my shirt off and the second i did everyone screamed "PANTS" and started laughing. What made it worse that there were girls there too.

When we were all finished aswell, people kept flicking my shirt up, teasing me. Fucked up my confidence.

[J.R.]

Wrestling when I was 16 with a friend, jumped off a chair, hit the arm, broke both of mine.