Stupidest Lines You've Ever Heard In a Rap Song

[EpicForever]

Seriously though Wayne....who puts a tampon in their ass?


"He had one Eminem punchline, as far as I know...there maybe more

"I'm so white like Shaaady" Barry Bonds - K. West....he ruins that song....almost....almost the album with that one verse.... "


I just added it to the list on the 7th page

[LilWayne4Life]

Lil Wayne Worst Lines

1. "Now where ya hoe at
Wipe ya feet on the doormat
I'ma bring the N.O. Back Like a ***** with no back"

2. "get girls wet like backs"


3. "I'm hot like dogs"


4. "My teeth white like shaaady"


5. "My girl is prego [pregnant] but I don't want it, so I'll cut it out like Joey Gladstone"


6. "I got a bitch with me I call her miss without draws I go to the bank they call me mr withdraws"


7. "like the number after 1 I'mma get me 2"


8. Baby I'm an acrobat. Sweetie, I'm a stuntdevil.
You can't get on my level 'cause I am so unleveled"


9. "Check my bio, I started high with 2 Oz, Just like Ohio"


10. "your like a bitch with no ass you aint got shit"


11. I'm just trying to let my hair back,
and chill where cant see air at, ya hear that. champagne clear liquor put that beer back, i got work so cheap its on sears racks."


12. "I'm in the hood - I'm butta on bread like parkay and I'm all about me like Do Re"


13. "what are you asking, if i don't have the answer
it's probably on the web, like I'm a damn tarantula"


14. "speeding like a cop behind me, tryna catch-up with this girl like some 57 heinz"


15. "I tell my girl when you fuck me better fuck me good cos if another girl could she go fuck me good"


16. "I'm from the jungle when a lion eat a cobra
and I get money, got no "moneyphobia"


17. "Even when I'm laying on my back I'm never backing down"


18. "i got old money, could'a bought a dinosaur"


19. "And I'm gonna be with my dogs like Goof Troop...Money over female dogs bitch roof roof"


20. "coke transactions over the phone, we call them blowjobs"


21. "being fake is pussy so ***** I'm a virgin"


22. "I'm a pill popping' animal, syrup sipping ***** I'm so high you couldn't reach me with a fuckin antenna"


23. "I'm a minute passed pissed and its about to get shitty."


24. "I always thought I was fly like I had a pigeon on my back."


25. "Sicker than the 3rd floor of the hospital."


26. "My flow is sicker than a patient that is HIV Positive."


27. "I'm wearing white mink like I'm polar bear"


28. "Her head is crazy so she's insane."


29. "You can't see me...Ray Charles."


30. "her toes smelling mint like tic tacs"


31. "I'm fly like Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Bee-tle-juice."


32. "Better rapper than what covers your candy"


33. "told a bitch whore hey like the catcher for the Yankees"


34. "I'm not only hot like stove, but I also cook like it's cousin, oven"


35. "Shoot a ***** in his thigh and leg and tell him catch up like Mayonnaise"


36. "a bitch is a female dog and a dog is a man's best friend"


37. "and i know this world is cold and deceiving but i keep my head up like my nose is bleeding"


38. "bitch I'm the bomb like tick tick"


39. "Put me on 4th and long because u know how Wayne kick it"


40. "One finger up and I'm out, cuz you ain't even worth two"


41."I don't know how you love her I wish I never knew her she only gave me brain she was just another tutor"


42. "I call them April babies cuz they fools"


43. " get my cheese like Mickey Mouse so you better donald duck!"


44. "Boy I'm sitting on green like piss in the grass"


45. "after I'm done with this track its gonna need a couple bandages"


46. "I don't know karate but after the brain I kick you out"


47. "It's like the beat was screaming murder me...And I'm a murderer...So I murdered it"


48."And Me I'm Still Spitting Like A Retard
And These ***** Soft They Should Be Rapping In Leotards"


49. "hold on this beat is retarded, so I'ma go short yellow bus flow, and take ya heart like February 1- 4"


50. "I'm hot too, baby girl I'm soup"


51. "My flows crazy! I ain't too sane...but I am the shit and they just poop stains.."


52. I know the game is crazy its more crazy then its ever been, I'm married to that crazy bitch, call me Kevin Federline"


53. I'm so motherfucking high, I could eat a star"


54. "Real Gs move in silence like lasagna"


55. "Its a celebration....mazel tov"


56. "Put an end to your world like the mayans"

57. "You a sell out but I ain't buying"

58. "Dear Mr Toilet....I'm the shit".

59. "I'm a pussycat.....hello kitty"

60. When it Waynes, it pours"

61. "In your ass like a tampon"

62. "I'm going in like my water broke

63. "it's weezy baby, no crying / I can say dont rhyme and its gon rhyme".



The next time EminemBase gets into an argument with a Lil Wayne fan that thinks he is one of the best emcees out right now....i give EmBase permission to use these lines to show how bad Weezy is.

Alot isnt it?

3/4th of those are more lyrical then your comprehension

[EpicForever]

Lil Wayne Worst Lines

1. "Now where ya hoe at
Wipe ya feet on the doormat
I'ma bring the N.O. Back Like a ***** with no back"

2. "get girls wet like backs"


3. "I'm hot like dogs"


4. "My teeth white like shaaady"


5. "My girl is prego [pregnant] but I don't want it, so I'll cut it out like Joey Gladstone"


6. "I got a bitch with me I call her miss without draws I go to the bank they call me mr withdraws"


7. "like the number after 1 I'mma get me 2"


8. Baby I'm an acrobat. Sweetie, I'm a stuntdevil.
You can't get on my level 'cause I am so unleveled"


9. "Check my bio, I started high with 2 Oz, Just like Ohio"


10. "your like a bitch with no ass you aint got shit"


11. I'm just trying to let my hair back,
and chill where cant see air at, ya hear that. champagne clear liquor put that beer back, i got work so cheap its on sears racks."


12. "I'm in the hood - I'm butta on bread like parkay and I'm all about me like Do Re"


13. "what are you asking, if i don't have the answer
it's probably on the web, like I'm a damn tarantula"


14. "speeding like a cop behind me, tryna catch-up with this girl like some 57 heinz"


15. "I tell my girl when you fuck me better fuck me good cos if another girl could she go fuck me good"


16. "I'm from the jungle when a lion eat a cobra
and I get money, got no "moneyphobia"


17. "Even when I'm laying on my back I'm never backing down"


18. "i got old money, could'a bought a dinosaur"


19. "And I'm gonna be with my dogs like Goof Troop...Money over female dogs bitch roof roof"


20. "coke transactions over the phone, we call them blowjobs"


21. "being fake is pussy so ***** I'm a virgin"


22. "I'm a pill popping' animal, syrup sipping ***** I'm so high you couldn't reach me with a fuckin antenna"


23. "I'm a minute passed pissed and its about to get shitty."


24. "I always thought I was fly like I had a pigeon on my back."


25. "Sicker than the 3rd floor of the hospital."


26. "My flow is sicker than a patient that is HIV Positive."


27. "I'm wearing white mink like I'm polar bear"


28. "Her head is crazy so she's insane."


29. "You can't see me...Ray Charles."


30. "her toes smelling mint like tic tacs"


31. "I'm fly like Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Bee-tle-juice."


32. "Better rapper than what covers your candy"


33. "told a bitch whore hey like the catcher for the Yankees"


34. "I'm not only hot like stove, but I also cook like it's cousin, oven"


35. "Shoot a ***** in his thigh and leg and tell him catch up like Mayonnaise"


36. "a bitch is a female dog and a dog is a man's best friend"


37. "and i know this world is cold and deceiving but i keep my head up like my nose is bleeding"


38. "bitch I'm the bomb like tick tick"


39. "Put me on 4th and long because u know how Wayne kick it"


40. "One finger up and I'm out, cuz you ain't even worth two"


41."I don't know how you love her I wish I never knew her she only gave me brain she was just another tutor"


42. "I call them April babies cuz they fools"


43. " get my cheese like Mickey Mouse so you better donald duck!"


44. "Boy I'm sitting on green like piss in the grass"


45. "after I'm done with this track its gonna need a couple bandages"


46. "I don't know karate but after the brain I kick you out"


47. "It's like the beat was screaming murder me...And I'm a murderer...So I murdered it"


48."And Me I'm Still Spitting Like A Retard
And These ***** Soft They Should Be Rapping In Leotards"


49. "hold on this beat is retarded, so I'ma go short yellow bus flow, and take ya heart like February 1- 4"


50. "I'm hot too, baby girl I'm soup"


51. "My flows crazy! I ain't too sane...but I am the shit and they just poop stains.."


52. I know the game is crazy its more crazy then its ever been, I'm married to that crazy bitch, call me Kevin Federline"


53. I'm so motherfucking high, I could eat a star"


54. "Real Gs move in silence like lasagna"


55. "Its a celebration....mazel tov"


56. "Put an end to your world like the mayans"

57. "You a sell out but I ain't buying"

58. "Dear Mr Toilet....I'm the shit".

59. "I'm a pussycat.....hello kitty"

60. When it Waynes, it pours"

61. "In your ass like a tampon"

62. "I'm going in like my water broke

63. "it's weezy baby, no crying / I can say dont rhyme and its gon rhyme".



The next time EminemBase gets into an argument with a Lil Wayne fan that thinks he is one of the best emcees out right now....i give EmBase permission to use these lines to show how bad Weezy is.

Alot isnt it?

3/4th of those are more lyrical then your comprehension

Make a topic and show us a list of all the undeniable great lines Lil Wayne has had.
I'm waiting...

[TheGentlePlayer]

Lil Wayne Worst Lines

1. "Now where ya hoe at
Wipe ya feet on the doormat
I'ma bring the N.O. Back Like a ***** with no back"

2. "get girls wet like backs"


3. "I'm hot like dogs"


4. "My teeth white like shaaady"


5. "My girl is prego [pregnant] but I don't want it, so I'll cut it out like Joey Gladstone"


6. "I got a bitch with me I call her miss without draws I go to the bank they call me mr withdraws"


7. "like the number after 1 I'mma get me 2"


8. Baby I'm an acrobat. Sweetie, I'm a stuntdevil.
You can't get on my level 'cause I am so unleveled"


9. "Check my bio, I started high with 2 Oz, Just like Ohio"


10. "your like a bitch with no ass you aint got shit"


11. I'm just trying to let my hair back,
and chill where cant see air at, ya hear that. champagne clear liquor put that beer back, i got work so cheap its on sears racks."


12. "I'm in the hood - I'm butta on bread like parkay and I'm all about me like Do Re"


13. "what are you asking, if i don't have the answer
it's probably on the web, like I'm a damn tarantula"


14. "speeding like a cop behind me, tryna catch-up with this girl like some 57 heinz"


15. "I tell my girl when you fuck me better fuck me good cos if another girl could she go fuck me good"


16. "I'm from the jungle when a lion eat a cobra
and I get money, got no "moneyphobia"


17. "Even when I'm laying on my back I'm never backing down"


18. "i got old money, could'a bought a dinosaur"


19. "And I'm gonna be with my dogs like Goof Troop...Money over female dogs bitch roof roof"


20. "coke transactions over the phone, we call them blowjobs"


21. "being fake is pussy so ***** I'm a virgin"


22. "I'm a pill popping' animal, syrup sipping ***** I'm so high you couldn't reach me with a fuckin antenna"


23. "I'm a minute passed pissed and its about to get shitty."


24. "I always thought I was fly like I had a pigeon on my back."


25. "Sicker than the 3rd floor of the hospital."


26. "My flow is sicker than a patient that is HIV Positive."


27. "I'm wearing white mink like I'm polar bear"


28. "Her head is crazy so she's insane."


29. "You can't see me...Ray Charles."


30. "her toes smelling mint like tic tacs"


31. "I'm fly like Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Bee-tle-juice."


32. "Better rapper than what covers your candy"


33. "told a bitch whore hey like the catcher for the Yankees"


34. "I'm not only hot like stove, but I also cook like it's cousin, oven"


35. "Shoot a ***** in his thigh and leg and tell him catch up like Mayonnaise"


36. "a bitch is a female dog and a dog is a man's best friend"


37. "and i know this world is cold and deceiving but i keep my head up like my nose is bleeding"


38. "bitch I'm the bomb like tick tick"


39. "Put me on 4th and long because u know how Wayne kick it"


40. "One finger up and I'm out, cuz you ain't even worth two"


41."I don't know how you love her I wish I never knew her she only gave me brain she was just another tutor"


42. "I call them April babies cuz they fools"


43. " get my cheese like Mickey Mouse so you better donald duck!"


44. "Boy I'm sitting on green like piss in the grass"


45. "after I'm done with this track its gonna need a couple bandages"


46. "I don't know karate but after the brain I kick you out"


47. "It's like the beat was screaming murder me...And I'm a murderer...So I murdered it"


48."And Me I'm Still Spitting Like A Retard
And These ***** Soft They Should Be Rapping In Leotards"


49. "hold on this beat is retarded, so I'ma go short yellow bus flow, and take ya heart like February 1- 4"


50. "I'm hot too, baby girl I'm soup"


51. "My flows crazy! I ain't too sane...but I am the shit and they just poop stains.."


52. I know the game is crazy its more crazy then its ever been, I'm married to that crazy bitch, call me Kevin Federline"


53. I'm so motherfucking high, I could eat a star"


54. "Real Gs move in silence like lasagna"


55. "Its a celebration....mazel tov"


56. "Put an end to your world like the mayans"

57. "You a sell out but I ain't buying"

58. "Dear Mr Toilet....I'm the shit".

59. "I'm a pussycat.....hello kitty"

60. When it Waynes, it pours"

61. "In your ass like a tampon"

62. "I'm going in like my water broke

63. "it's weezy baby, no crying / I can say dont rhyme and its gon rhyme".



The next time EminemBase gets into an argument with a Lil Wayne fan that thinks he is one of the best emcees out right now....i give EmBase permission to use these lines to show how bad Weezy is.

Alot isnt it?

Need a thread to this