(2500/5000) Satire + VBV Present Watch The Throne

[Robbie G]

Ugh...that picture.

Fair enough. I haven't posted much in the last ...well, like year. I stick up for Class because he's an intelligent poster and I agree with him for the most part. Even if he does have a bit of an ego.

But when it comes down to it:

Me > You

I'm a vet bitch.

[BILI]

That was fucking great

Aloe Blacc(Even tho it was Emanon in my avy not just him,but the whole group/duo ) >> Your fav rapper/singer/artist/photographer tbh

[DƎRDYPK]

I hope LilWayne4Life and Torie Tequila make the list

[LilWayne4Life]

I hope LilWayne4Life and Torie Tequila make the list

[SajN]

I hope LilWayne4Life and Torie Tequila make the list

Wow... You have been gone for a while

[DƎRDYPK]

I hope LilWayne4Life and Torie Tequila make the list

holy shit
you appeared outta nowhere

[Sam.]

fucking lurker

[LilWayne4Life]

Wow... You have been gone for a while

The GOAT is back

holy shit
you appeared outta nowhere

fucking lurker

[DƎRDYPK]

my favorite member of all time! all time!

[Sam.]

u mad lilwayne

[LilWayne4Life]

u mad lilwayne

u jelly?

[Sam.]

u mad lilwayne

u jelly?

nope .

[DƎRDYPK]

[WakeUpShow]

this is awesome!

[Satire]

Probably the only one we'll squeeze in for tonight. Don't Kill Me.


44.)Cosh

Venom's Input: So Cosh over here is pretty much your typical suburban teenager. he plays football, he listens to mainstream shit like Eminem, AOTP, Hopsin & Shyne & he writes his own raps in his free time, for those of you worried that i'm describing Sentus again, i'm not. See what set's Cosh apart from the "Sentuses" of this site is that he's also the most patriotic member on the site, his need to show off that he is from America & that he considers America to be the greatest country in the world goes far & beyond. Not only does he have beef with every single middle eastern on this site & refer to them as bandwidth terrorists, but to showcase his American pride his location is literally "America". I wonder if he'd leave if he realized over 75 percent of the members on this site are not from America.

I feel that I should take a moment here to note that you have improved greatly as a writer since you began posting pieces here, in all areas from punchlines to rhyme schemes to flow. So keep it up, you're a current top 10 writer on here. Speaking of the CW section, why does almost every fucking average (some below average even) member on here think they're a writer suddenly? 75% of you motherfuckers suck, & call it a hobby all you want but continually posting pieces when you suck is like someone who continues painting as a "hobby" when all of their artwork looks like some shit a preschooler with down syndrome drew using a dull marker.


Satire's Input: If I resented the time I spent murdering that Duck Life-sprite Eazy-E's character you can only imagine how much enjoyment I prepared for when we placed this sack of shit filler right at the bottom of our list. Nah but srsly b, i guess your tho cool. But on the other hand, I'm sure this came as a surprise to a few people. Yes, I did once refer to Cosh as the MC Ren of the board. Yes, he did get blinded by his inner butthurt, attack (and take an immediately embarrassing lost) to then up and coming rookie member Master Chief near the start of his posting career. Yes, it does sound like someone assassinated the A in his name and overall he sounds like some type of dish involving a plump fish. Yes, I did feel like trying to fully read through his posts was like I was playing a draining game of Qwop. But he's one of the average happy-go-lucky's that don't necessarily always give off the essence of average and occasionally gets his time in the spotlight, including now.

What to say about Cosh, besides the fact that his avatar makes Biggie resemble a raisin. He's apparently a very good writer, from what VBV shows me (I really don't give a fuck about the CW section so this compliment holds extra value coming from me. You guys are like the film "The Room"; You all want to be 'deep' but the only reason I'll actually watch you is for a laugh), he gives considerable insight when he wants even though sometimes he gives the impression of a walking dunce hat (Lupe Fiasco, a hip-hop up and comer? Seriously? It's even funnier that you argued back as well), and..actually...he, for the most part, has a typical adolescent forum-head hip hop taste. I said the same thing once to Chief and it's not totally distinct from his either tbh but whatever. Bottom line, on my list you went from a Kuniva to Obie Trice. Keep it up and maybe you'll place higher next time when you let the "Oh, I have the personality of fucking Eeyore" gimmick go you fat cunt. You have about as much depth and thought put into you as the Shell Gas Station logo , bitch.

A Fine Moment for Cosh

I'll leave my hatred of you out of this and critique it like a real piece

*clears throat*

You didn't rhyme at all in the entire piece except for maybe 4 bars. In your one line "He ain't gonna say shit, yeah fuck that snitch" you made absolutely zero sense. If I don't say shit how am I a snitch. You said "Fuck Cosh" or some variable of that line about 10 or so times which shows a lack of variety and lack of personal disses. You also didn't make sense in the line "Smaller than cosh's Ripped to Shreds". That drop was a 16, the average length of a hip-hop verse. And then another line:

Fuck himand his daughter, and his cock bro,

Uhhhhh....no homo?
Over half of your lines were run-on sentences which made your flow suffer. But that doesn't matter because your regular size lines have the shittiest flow anyway.

Hey yo, this is my love song,
oh wait, no it ain't fuck that shit,
Show her the bait, then abduct that bitch,
It's not rape, It's a fucked up witch,

who is "her" ? By the way, the first line doesn't rhyme with the next three. You can't rhyme three lines, it has to be a multiple of two, ex. 2,4,6,8,10 etc. Your vocab was basically nonexistent and there was no personal disses just general battle rhymes. If you hadn't used my name, I would have had NO idea who you were dissing.
In conclusion, I don't know if you're ready to run with the big dogs. Good try though.