(2500/5000) Satire + VBV Present Watch The Throne

[Sekou]

^ Someone must have hacked my account back in May

[iain08]

^ Someone must have hacked my account back in May

that's the first thing i'd do if i hacked someone's account.

[Almostlity]

^ Someone must have hacked my account back in May

lol.

[Sekou]

^ Someone must have hacked my account back in May

that's the first thing i'd do if i hacked someone's account.

Now we know who did it

[Devil'sAdvocate]

i'd say you are to Class what Abu The Monkey is to Aladdin. You're like his little middle eastern backup dancer

[Trimss]

Do you want us to package you in a bottle of Similac like we did that faggot Trimms

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Damn.

[SajN]

Do you want us to package you in a bottle of Similac like we did that faggot Trimms

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Damn.

[Alex2012]

Do you want us to package you in a bottle of Similac like we did that faggot Trimms

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Damn.

it made me die laughing too.

I guess your face.

[Satire]

36.)Stillmatic The Australian


Venom's Input: This Australian anal wart right here is the first instance i've ever seen of a sexual predator who's a Hip Hop head. Even before he was exposed as a registered sex offender from down under I used to LOL at his signature for how much it attempted to shove the symbolic cock of the entire NYC & the entire tri state area further into the black hole of an anus that is TR. I mean seriously wtf is this:

NEW YORK KNICKS and NEW YORK GIANTS
Soon to be NBA Champions and Soon to be NFL Champions

The New York Times - "Lloyd Banks may have stealthily become the most important rapper in New York".

The new King of New York

so now on top of not a single post of yours being exempt from including the phrase "New York" by a minimum of 5 times you make us look at it another 5 times at the bottom of every single one of your posts.

And I know everyone's thinking you're only this low because you got exposed, but that is wrong. It's because you made up a terrible excuse & ran off like a bitch after getting exposed that brought you down here. You had so many great excuses to choose from to troll people, but instead you tuck your kangaroo tail in between your legs & run off like Steve Irwin was hunting you. Ironic after you praised so many rappers for keeping it real & attacked so many for being fake you turned out to be faker than the models in a Soulja Boy video.

Satire's Input: There are so many insults, so many questions, so many assumptions, just so many ideas rapidly gliding around the center of my fucking head right now on what to say about you, I'm not even going to be cliche and say my head hurts because that's an understatement. It feels as if my skull has breast cancer.

You're smart. You're fucking pathetic. You're a great poster*, but look at that fucking asterisk. You're cool, you're an artificial candy ass. As an extension, you want to be a chocolate bar, but you're just a half empty bag of ripe Skittles**. And there's that fucking asterisk again. All in all, you're not the greatest of all time, but you're Nas.

Are you even real? You have to be a troll, there is no other reason to do something this inexplicably retarded and expect to maintain it for so long. What the fuck is the point of posing as some New York native on a public Eurotrash-inhabited forum where it's so susceptible and easy to check your IP you fucking idiot. God, you fucking downy green-palmed mongoloid. Maybe you're an alt, maybe this is SaJJad (Who is Australian, if I'm not mistaken) further reasserting himself as king of the sandbox and proving once again how he "styles on us bitches", or maybe you really are just fucking stupid. Nothing needs to be said, everybody knows why a potentially top 20 poster was brought down this low. I remember when you used to hop around the hip hop section with diction tucked in your little pouch, reciting these little "heartfelt" anecdotes about your experiences in New York, that was your thing. Your fucking thing, man. I put you over KillahBee and wrote several paragraphs praising you, and you turn around and tell me that you're from fucking Australia? AUSTRALIA?.

You think you're being funny disrespecting Nas like you did? You think you're being a good-hearted Wombat asking if Slug is considered a GOOD RAPPER? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHDFHASDFHADFH I'm liable to snatch this little Magpie off his tree branch and crush your frail heart until you start whistling Hilltop Hood tunes you fucking bitch. I will slap you so hard your Barmah hat will do a 360 and you'll cough out your Vegemite, faggot. "Blimey!" I know you're a closet stan, faggot, watch out when you're at Em's next concert, get excited for the surprise guest appearance when I bust a kick flip off the front of the tour bus and rapidly perform so much snu-snu on your Amazon females all you're going to see is a swarm of Bogong Moths and a platypus storm out of her skirt, pussy.

But all that aside, I really enjoyed your posts. Come back, bro.

* He's a lying cunt from Austrich.

** Fizzl'd Fruits. I don't want to taste your rainbow, queer.

The exceptionally pathetic last words of Stillmatic

Seriously, what the fuck is this shit.

I don't really care about this trolling and Aussi business or even getting private messages full of insults but now constantly logging me off bs? What the fuck for? I've always thought I've been pretty respectful here to almost everyone (except that LilWayneforlife dude) because there's no reason to hold shallow animosities towards people who have different taste in music than you. So why the need to take this as far as logging me off every time I login. Board Administrator, screw you man. Why the need to act like a 12 year old?

If you don't want someone to post here, just say so. I don't have much time for forums, so to find a forum where you can generally talk about hip hop is cool. I realize my reviews sometimes are a bit corny, but when you work at such a shit job where you listen to pop music the entire day, and you're allowed a bit of freedom to write reviews from hip hop albums that goes to the Unit leaders, why not do it? I simply cut and paste what I do there to here, so I don't see the big deal.

To the two people (maybe three, sorry if I forget) people I have on facebook, you can still contact me. The others, if you wanna keep doing this shit, go ahead, it's just stupid considering it's a public message board.

Able to login after 20 attempts. This is ridiculous. Total bullshit.

I didn't do any harm to anyone here, so I don't see what the fuck all this is for.

I'm going back to work. You won't see me post again until this shit changes. Not cool.

[Satire]

Really appalled by the lack of predictions in a count-down thread tbh. If you basically know you're going to be on here make an attempt to guess your number and/or the top 10-20.

[DƎRDYPK]

EvanemInsider for #1 spot

[Rollimeo]

pk is number 1 or list is invalid

[VenomBlackViper]

Blue hat Infinibis for #1-13



More than enough swag to fill 13 positions.

[Almostlity]

Can't wait to see what they're going to say about LW4L

that shit'll be biblical

[Eazy-GFX]

I like kangaroos.