(2500/5000) Satire + VBV Present Watch The Throne

[Kez]

why is satire and VBV taking too long with these shits?

Probably because they're putting actual effort in.

Give them credit, this has gone further than any other attempts at these lists have.

[Devil'sAdvocate]

your right.

real enjoyable,time for bed,hopefully i wake up with at least 2 posted.

[Guess_Who]

I had a account before this site was even made

Swag ah !

[Block]

Mfw skull has breast cancer:




Top 10 in no particular order:

Xray
mikenufc
satire
maybe
kez
myself
vbv
freedoom (when active)
yoshi (when active)
abramisaac

freedoom /,yoshi are interchangeable with class and MC. Although id say mc is just on the fringes of top 10, and diction (whatever gay name he is today) is actually more deserving.


Ax d fits in top 20s, imo, but he posts mostly in audio so ehh. And I didnt count stans, even though the domestic partnership that is amadeo-insideme is somewhere in top 20, if only for their seemingly streamline-revolting duel personality.

[Alex2012]

All I know is, by the end of this all, feelings will be hurt.

it can mean like in the Bible, so the last will be first, and the first will be last.

[Satire]

35.) Innovation


Venom's Input: Not only do I find it ironic, but i'm actually pretty insulted that you dared naming yourself Innovation when you're the farthest fucking thing from innovative. You're not even average or normal, you're fucking typical. After you're done reading this I want you to go PM one of the admins & beg them to change your username to Typical or better yet, the first admin to see this has my permission as well as his to go change his username to Typical the very moment you read this.

And Satire i'm fucking disappointed in you more than him. You suggested him for the list & hyped him up for me. Even calling him a "mini MikeNUFC", which at first I thought meant he was even smaller than MikeNUFC & that we had a toddler on the forum. But no, you meant post-wise, and I took your word for it. Then I come to find out this soccer bollocks, trolley riding twatwaffle thinks Asher Roth is an underrated top 10 dead or alive rapper & that Crooked I is a lyrical monster that is singlehandedly reviving Hip Hop. It's retarded musical opinions like these why i'm going to assume that Mic Righteous is fucking terrible without even listening to him.

But even with all of that, I still agree that you deserve your spot on this list, solely for the fact that you're a Rhyme Asylum/Unusual Suspects fan.

Now fuck off you run of the mill, snaggletooth, chatterbox, prissy peasant Englishman. Go hype up Asher Roth some more while Emady & SajN race to see who can change your name first.

Satire's Input: You honestly believe, after the whole excess of time I spent complaining and radically ethering every forgettable member that found themselves shakily lingering at the bottom of my unfuckwitable list, that I would really recommend it for this toaster strudel Roth-humping bumpkin Innovation be placed over da gawd's son Stillmatic (Love you bro)? This faggot is like a living hair scrunchy. I bet he used to get bullied in "Primary school" (faggot), he has toe-warmers sewn into him. He'd get socked in the gut and vomit pillow cases. Don't make any mistake, I'm not entirely sure what I think of you yet, the sole reason you gained any attention from us at all is because we happened to gaze at your last.fm and noticed you were dope enough to know who Unusual Suspects are, prompting us to consider you during the list process and I remember a few of your posts being British enough to remind me of a younger MikeNUFC, who was undoubtedly a better Nas fan than our wash-up #36, and thus everything, including you, fell into it's place.

I don't know why though, but something about your attitude reminds me of that bitch-gratified cuntface named OMEGA, and trust me, you don't want to be Omega after me and Venom are finished immediately ending that fool. Maybe what bothers me is your clear sexual orientation towards rhyme scheming and the fact that you think that possibly the worst lyricist of all time Crooked I is actually a great rapper. Seriously? The dude makes terrible lines more noticeable than Drew Barrymore and it's rubbing off on you too, look at this shit:

I haven't wrote in weeks, but my lyrics will still choke this geek,
Winning this? His hope is bleak, don't fight the inevitable,
Hate to break it to ya, your rhymes aren't clever at all
This storm you can't weather it all, remove the LI and say BI

This storm you can't weather it all, remove the LI and say BI

^ That line didn't only make me cringe, I just kind of placed my hand over the screen to cover it for a minute hoping that it would go away eventually. When it didn't I ran into the bathroom, washed my hands, soaked my face, shampooed my hair a little bit, and then fanatically tore off the sink handle and chucked it in the direction of my room, aiming at my monitor but you just broke my Rice cooker you pretentious piece of crab-stuck vagina peeling. The point is you're killing me, Innov. Step it up before I jack your Asleep In The Bread Isle and shove you in the Bread Isle while you buy me a crumble, you crumbling fuck.

If anything, I'd say swap Say What You Say with Stimulate. Regardless, you've still got Eminem's best album.

We As Americans was written at least after the release of 8 Mile ("rapper slash actor"), which was November 2002. He most likely wrote it in 2003.

The writing on that song is great. The first and third verse are very well written. If Em wrote most of Encore at the same time he wrote We As Americans, we would have been in for a much better album. I think he also wrote his Patiently Waiting verse in 2003? The only track I could see him writing in 2003 for Encore would have been Spend Some Time. I still think he wrote most of the album in 2004. It wouldn't really make sense otherwise.

Shows maybe the extent his talent has slumped in comparison to even his Encore days. As Encore was him on say 50%

I'd consider him on Encore to be functioning much less than 50%. I'd go as far as saying he was functioning at around 15-20% of his actual skill on the vast majority of tracks. I mean, just one album before Encore he was producing some of the best material of his career. That's saying something considering the sheer amount of excellent material he had produced prior to The Eminem Show. He was absolutely focused with The Eminem Show and it shows in his work from that era. Just take a look at Sing For The Moment, Till I Collapse, Square Dance etc. They're phenomenal, not many rappers can write to that standard. I consider him at the complete peak of his career during The Eminem Show.

Then, just two years later he's heavily on drugs and produces Encore. Bar the bonus tracks which were obviously written in 2002-2003, there were very few tracks which showcased glimpses of Eminem's lyrical prowess. These tracks were Yellow Brick Road, Spend Some Time (probably written in 2003), parts of Mosh and parts of a few other select few tracks. There's no way you can really consider the writing of tracks such as My First Single, Ass Like That, Just Lose It, Rain Man etc to be half of what he's capable of. It's much, much less. He just couldn't be bothered to write intricate rhyme schemes that we have been used to pre-Encore. I'd actually consider a track such as Yellow Brick Road to be half of what Eminem is capable of. It's one of the few tracks which he actually bothered to write some multi's for and it showcases some decent storytelling capabilities.

Songs like "Yellow Brick Road" and "Mosh" are actually a step of up from The Eminem Show in some regards. Clearly not as good lyrically but musically, there's something about them and the way they're structured, they feel 'bigger'. Which is one thing he always manages to do actually... regardless of quality, he always makes his music feel bigger.

Even so, musically you can't consider them to be better than most of the material on The Eminem Show. Musically, I don't think Mosh or Yellow Brick Road could be considered in the same league as Till I Collapse, Cleaning Out My Closet or Sing For The Moment. I don't think there's many songs in his catalog which feel "bigger" than Till I Collapse. He was in the zone writing that, it's an absolute pleasure to listen to.

[Sam.]

Satires kills this one ,lmao .

[WakeUpShow]

Now fuck off you run of the mill, snaggletooth, chatterbox, prissy peasant Englishman.

You guys put some worthless members in front of me I know I'm a walking roll of Charmin Ultra but c'mon.

[Master Chief]

This storm you can't weather it all, remove the LI and say BI

^ That line didn't only make me cringe, I just kind of placed my hand over the screen to cover it for a minute hoping that it would go away eventually. When it didn't I ran into the bathroom, washed my hands, soaked my face, shampooed my hair a little bit, and then fanatically tore off the sink handle and chucked it in the direction of my room, aiming at my monitor but you just broke my Rice cooker you pretentious piece of crab-stuck vagina peeling.

I cried tbh. When I first layed eyes upon this paragraph, I didn't laugh, I O-M-F-G'd. My brain couldn't handle so much win and so many insulting remarks at at time. Then I craughed my ass off, well mostly cried my ass off but still.

This could be the single best Satire insult/exaggeration ever.

Now fuck off you run of the mill, snaggletooth, chatterbox, prissy peasant Englishman.

This is also another one that I slightly craughed at. Classic.

[Devil'sAdvocate]

satire flipped!

[Innovation]

Lmao.

Love it.

This storm you can't weather it all, remove the LI and say BI

^ That line didn't only make me cringe, I just kind of placed my hand over the screen to cover it for a minute hoping that it would go away eventually. When it didn't I ran into the bathroom, washed my hands, soaked my face, shampooed my hair a little bit, and then fanatically tore off the sink handle and chucked it in the direction of my room, aiming at my monitor but you just broke my Rice cooker you pretentious piece of crab-stuck vagina peeling.

I cried tbh. When I first layed eyes upon this paragraph, I didn't laugh, I O-M-F-G'd. My brain couldn't handle so much win and so many insulting remarks at at time. Then I craughed my ass off, well mostly cried my ass off but still.

This could be the single best Satire insult/exaggeration ever.

Now fuck off you run of the mill, snaggletooth, chatterbox, prissy peasant Englishman.

This is also another one that I slightly craughed at. Classic.

Now fuck off you run of the mill, snaggletooth, chatterbox, prissy peasant Englishman.

You guys put some worthless members in front of me I know I'm a walking roll of Charmin Ultra but c'mon.

[WakeUpShow]

Now fuck off you run of the mill, snaggletooth, chatterbox, prissy peasant Englishman.

You guys put some worthless members in front of me I know I'm a walking roll of Charmin Ultra but c'mon.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkaLJ0SlQ2I

[Fleka]

Is this "The Cool Kids List"? There are no cool kids.

[Satire]

34.) Franc


Venom's Input: Probably the only member on this entire list I'm not going to insult. Not because I'm frightened of you after you ethered WestSideShady or because I have that much respect for you, it's because the only fucking thing I even know about you is that you're from Australia & I already wasted all of my good jokes on that makeup & leather chaps wearing, glowstick poser faggot Stillmatic. So in terms of personal info you're as mysterious as Satire, only a lot less relevant. Anyways your quotes speak for themselves so I don't need to say much after this. Even though I could I simply don't feel like it, so you can stay an unimportant, neglected child crawling in the corner covered in the feces of your shit poster siblings with your tongue in the electrical socket.

Satire's Input: The first time I saw you crack that extremely uncomfortable joke about Eminem humping Jack-o-Laterns, that shit was like Dayquil in paragraph form the way it readied my head to lay down for one of the biggest fucking 's I have ever had in my entire life and instantaneously made the assumption that you were among the unfunny, awkward try-hards that would probably say they divide their yawning anus to warm their sister's Chef Boyardee tenaciously if they thought the vintage thirteen year old 4chan Stan-orphan would bust the slightest giggle at it. Fortunately enough, Venom eventually convinced me that despite past debacles with you (or really, me spitting ether until the cough syrup bled out of you, faggot) shouldn't blind me into hurting the list and snipping you from the amount of sheer comedy you've brought to countless topics and the fact that you rival only Norway Kills in quotables per post ratio even though unlike NK you've failed to attain the recognition and have always just kind of floated off in the background after the shine was over. Hm. You're like a witty & comically furious version of Slimm when I think about it. I'm not entirely sure what Master Chief and the other Stans you've shattered the baby-teeth of are going to think about this though, probably going to use the "He's irrelevant" argument but whatever, you're above Cosh so that's all that matters.

...

But really though, faggot. If you even think about stepping to me again I'll tear you a new licorice you candy-ass. Stay in your flight path, you fucking pidgeon. And just a hint for anybody who has a supposition on how this list is going to roll to the ground: Ask yourself "Am I a better member than this poster?" No, seriously, from a realistic stand-point (AKA The marvelous throne that me and my heavenly new Drake avy are standing in front of), are you? That is how you'll get your answers. Fuck out my face.

A Collection of Fine Moments For Franc

I guess I'd rape her. Wouldn't fuck her if she wanted to though

If I go to Israel what are the chances of me seeing Jews crucifying babies and plotting world domination

http://tvpixie.com/CMS/sites/default/files/Screen%20shot%202011-08-22%20at%2011_57_32.png

Since he's a fat cunt it just looks like he's got 6 un-curable tumours

[Sam.]

I honestly never read this guy's name and I didn't see a single post by him. Who is he?