Look at my daughters face, "Mommy, something is wrong with Dad, I think!
He's acting weird again, he's really beginning to scare me
Won't shave his beard again, and he pretends he doesn't hear me
And all he does is eat Doritos and Cheetos and he just
Fell asleep in his car eatin' Three musketeers in the rear seat"
Am I the only one who absolutely cannot imagine Em with any sort of facial hair? He's always clean-shaven. Eminem with a beard would be like the apocalypse for me.