(It's meant to be done in an Ass Like That type of flow and accent)
I am
Your worst nightmare
Prepare yourselves
Here we go now
I’m screwed, I don’t have nothing else to do
But sit back and right lyrics that only I think are cool
I feel so stu-pid
Yes, yes I do
Don’t you dare make fun of me because I’m just like you
I’m like a lyrical blade that will stab you in the face
With words that work magic like a wizardly bridgade
Blizzardly insane, that’s as cold hearted as The Joker
I bite Batman’s head off, when I say that I ain’t jokin’
Why so serious sir, why can’t you take a joke?
Take another cigarette, just one more puff of that smoke
Then send the stuff my way ‘cause I’m itchin’ to get this blow
Scratching for a hit like I’m smoking poison oak
While your at it cut me a line of that coke
Snort the stuff until I get blind and then I croak ov-
Er, I’m an evil man, yeah this and that much you know
I am like a fricken’ goat in a white goatskin coat
I’m screwed, I don’t have nothing else to do
But sit back and right lyrics that only I think are cool
I feel so stu-pid
Yes, yes I do
Don’t you dare make fun of me because I’m just like you
Was that me that just made twelve bars ’bout nothing?
Guess I’ll just continue with my trend and keep these bars thumpin’
Look at that duckling, it’s bein’ crushed and it’s blood is gushin’
Loving, everything in each and everyway
Celebrating pilgrimage ‘cause I’ve made it such a long way
It’s just me, I don’t know what much more I could add or say
Whenever you may need to call me you know I’m just a phone call away
One eight hundred call collect, that’s the telephone line for sex
You can call ATT, but there you only get the red heads
When I get up in the morning I don’t even fix my bed
I stare it in the face mourning and it fixes itself instead
I’m screwed, I don’t have nothing else to do
But sit back and right lyrics that only I think are cool
I feel so stu-pid
Yes, yes I do
Don’t you dare make fun of me because I’m just like you
I find you offensive for finding me offensive
Wait, that isn’t even my line now, is it?
It’s just that, I’m in one of those lazy moods
Fall onto the couch, turn on the tube and take a snooze
Woo, woo! Shouldn’t have drunk last night now should I?
Boo hoo! I did and I can’t take it back now, can I?
Maybe I, could have drunk some more now couldn’t I?
I don’t know but neither do I care, now do I?
I’m so cool I, woke up one morning and had blue eye
Confused I, I mean, I made myself confused
I confused myself with these things I say or I do
Who, am I, is this me or is this Yoda
Call 911 to my house immediately, I forgot to grab a soda
So I’m
Screwed, I don’t have nothing else to do
But sit back and right lyrics that only I think are cool
I feel so stu-pid
Yes, yes I do
Don’t you dare make fun of me because I’m just like you
Don’t call me gay because I hate straight people
I hate gay men aswell because they think they are my equal
I plan a sequel, to this, I call it my encore
Throw flowers upon the stage like I’m finally done for
Haha
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