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Postby rory » May 1st, '06, 18:21

If you yelled for 8 years,7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (okie dockie lol)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. :-k :laughing:

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. :confusion:

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (no fair,i wanna be a pig :slut: )

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (ewwww)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Do not try this at home :p )

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (aha)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I'm a leo :shifty: :laughing: )

Butterflies taste with their feet. ( :confusion: :confusion: )

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (this is getting interesting.. ;) )

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do. (HEY I'M LEFT-HANDED :swear: )

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

A cat's urine glows under a blacklight. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out.)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that lol)

Polar bears are left-handed. (Wtf??? :confusion: )

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
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Re: some interesting facts lmao

Postby neha » May 1st, '06, 20:56

rory wrote:Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.



no kidding :p
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Postby yoshi » May 1st, '06, 20:59

A cat's urine glows under a blacklight. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out.)



it always knew there's something wrong with cats.. :shifty:
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Postby Hunneh_Buns » May 1st, '06, 23:14

That person wrote:If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

Lmao *starts farting* :laughing:


And I knew that human heart thing. I learned it at school :toocool:
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Re: some interesting facts lmao

Postby MuNxMuN » May 1st, '06, 23:18

rory wrote:Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.


yay i get to live longer than all the left handed people \:D/

rory wrote:Starfish have no brains.


hmm......that's one thing i have in common with starfishes :laughing:
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Postby Hunneh_Buns » May 1st, '06, 23:21

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.

Does that mean 50 is gonna die early? :shifty:
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Postby dave » May 1st, '06, 23:23

there really good

i already new some of them
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Re: some interesting facts lmao

Postby emo_no_shit » May 3rd, '06, 17:21

rory wrote:Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.


OMFG :p arent we lucky?!?
but then i have another question, how does dolphins have sex? dont they slip off each other? :unsure:
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Re: some interesting facts lmao

Postby Tomega » May 3rd, '06, 21:02

rory wrote:Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.




what about jellyfishes?
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Postby Tomega » May 3rd, '06, 21:04

Hunneh_Buns wrote:
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.

Does that mean 50 is gonna die early? :shifty:


shady is lefthanded too
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Re: some interesting facts lmao

Postby yoshi » May 3rd, '06, 21:13

Tomega wrote:

what about jellyfishes?


LMAOF :laughing:
fuck jellyfishes, i remember once when some bitch throw it at me when i was at seaside :confusion: jesus, ppl are sick :unsure:
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Postby Carnage™ » May 3rd, '06, 21:19

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.


I'M FUCKING LEFT-HANDED!!!!!!! I can use both, left just feels better...yeah.
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Postby Hunneh_Buns » May 3rd, '06, 23:14

Tomega wrote:
Hunneh_Buns wrote:
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.

Does that mean 50 is gonna die early? :shifty:


shady is lefthanded too

Shh...you gonna make the groupies sad. :p :laughing:
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Postby Tomega » May 4th, '06, 09:30

^^^ hahaha lmao

hmm but real groupies learn themselves to wright with their left hand
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Postby Rob » May 6th, '06, 20:18

Did you no it is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open?

If you force your eues open and sneeze with your mouth shut, you can die if the vessles in your neck explode!

If you took all of your veins, arteries and capillaries, they would stretch around the world!

Right handed people will live for 7 years more than left handed people, but left handed people will have a higher IQ and make more money. (Both Eminem and 50 Cent are left handed)

A duck's quack has no echo

On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older

Women blink nearly twice as much as men

A snail can sleep for three years

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing

Humans cannot lick their own elbow

The electric chair was invented by a dentist

"Go." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out

Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day


3 out of every 4 people that read these facts will try and lick their own elbow.
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