She twirls and turns and flirts in skirts so bad it hurts
It irked me and made me mad at first
I lashed out through my songs but what was really going on
Was that I had developed a crush, I just didn't know how to tell it to her
Should I cut off one of my ears and mail it to her?
Send her pictures of my collections of skeletons or footage of me impaling myself on an elephant tusk?
So everyone knows the ear thing was Van Gogh, and that got me thinking...are the other two things something some famous person did? If anybody knows, that'd be awesome.