Great Punchlines...

[EminemBase]

Two which stick out in my mind are these:

Kanye - "you say I think I'm never wrong, you know what? maybe you're right" (v. clever)

And this one:

Swizzz - "I don't have haters only fans in denial" (fucking great)

Post your favourite...

[Devil'sAdvocate]

Man threads like these need a nikka to come prepared.

[momentsgolden]

That Shit cray

[EminemBase]

I know Em has come out with a lot of cheesy ones at his attempts lately but he has a few which are really on the money. One of my favourite is...

Who forms pyramids and raps circles around square lyricists?

That works inherently, it's very good.

Oh and one from Kanye which isn't a punchline but just a great line...

Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

< That's a great fucking line. Ye is definitely improving lyrically.

[Hiphopdane]

I knocked out so many teeth the tooth fairy went bankrupt - Big L

[Sam.]

Rhyme Asylum's complete Discog.

Just few Example's:

Realize what I wrote in my verses
So my existence negates the phrase 'nobody's perfect
- Next Level

I rob holy prophets to pay for my sins
Time flies but not since I amputated its wings
- Event Horizon

[EminemBase]

Another Kanye one I thought of...

Some of em dyslexic, their favourite 50 Cent song - 12 Questions

Ye can be hit and miss but occasionally come out with a great line.

[EminemBase]

Em's...

Rappers are fun and I'm the time cause I'm just flying by em

Line is great.

[EminemBase]

"The holiest wars bring profits and I don’t mean Moses" - Natti from CunninLynguists

Profits/Prophets, it's a serious song but that shit's crazy.

I don't see why that's so great tbh, basic pun.

Context of it is nice though...

[Block]

Not really a punchline, rather an excerpt from the song "uncle sam goddamn" that holds one continuous idea.. Some of the truest lines ever put together in a song, imo.

"You don't give money to the bums
On the corner with a sign, bleeding from their gums
Talking much, you don't support a crackhead
What you think happens to the money from yo' taxes

Shit the governments an addict
With a billion dollar a week kill brown people habit
And even if you ain't on the front line
When the master yell crunch time you right back at it

You ain't look at how you hustling backwards
And the end of the year add up what they subtracted
3 outta twelve months your salary
Paid for that madness, man that's sadness

What's left get a big ass plasma
To see where they made Dan Rather point the damn camera
Only approved questions get answered
Now stand your ass up for that national anthem"

[Slim Fiasco]

I've always loved Big L's - I wasn't poor, I was po', I couldn't afford the o - r

[Sam.]

I rob holy prophets to pay for my sins
Time flies but not since I amputated its wings
- Event Horizon

this is bad? come on bro!!! this line is amazing

They are not my punchlines Genoz, stop hating.You're genuinely hating on RA, they are way better than any of the Punchline's rappers that you listen to.
That's your opinion doe, gotta respect it.

[KillahBee]

Love theses Jay lines from the Grammy Family freestyle;

Inspired by Basquiat, my chariot's on fire
Everybody took shots, hit my body up, I'm tired
Build me up, break me down to build me up again
They like, "Hov we need you back so we can kill your ass again"
Hov got flow though he's no Big and Pac, but he's close
How I'm 'posed to win? They got me fighting ghosts

The more successful, the more stressful
The more and more I transform to Gordon Gekko
In the race to a billion got my face to the ceiling
Got my knees on the floor please Lord forgive him
Has he lost his religion, is the greed gon' get him?
He's having heaven on earth, will his wings still fit him?

[OMEGA]

Punchline of the year:

My mind's so deadly is like the beanie is close to a holster

Beat that.

[WakeUpShow]

EmBase, please check out the Rhyme Asylum quotable page. It's right up your alley. if you think punchlines in here are good, you'll literally die when you see those. there insane.