Great Punchlines...

[EminemBase]

EmBase, please check out the Rhyme Asylum quotable page. It's right up your alley. if you think punchlines in here are good, you'll literally die when you see those. there insane.

Yeah I still haven't properly checked them out, I need to.

[BumShiv]

One that blew my mind lately is Kendrick Lamar's line:
"I'm standing on a field full of landmines, doing the moonwalk, hoping I blow up in time"

and this one from Tech made me lol for some reason:
"And I pop-eyes open without eating me canned spinach"

I fucking love those lines

Some that i like that come to mind are

Eminem:Cock block like a square male chicken
Gave bruce wayne a valium and said settle your f***ing ass down im read for combat man!

Tyler the Creator: Said fuck coke now i'm snorting Hitlers ashes

[Sam.]

EmBase, please check out the Rhyme Asylum quotable page. It's right up your alley. if you think punchlines in here are good, you'll literally die when you see those. there insane.

Yeah I still haven't properly checked them out, I need to.

I posted some of their Punchlines and you ignored them?

You better check then out man, they are the kings of this no matter how much people hate on them. RA Punches > *

[Sam.]

Different folks different strokes, I guess HA HA ....

[Sam.]

Different folks different strokes, I guess HA HA ....

Word - I respect them though, even if I can't comfortably listen to their music.

Their accent ehh? I hated them at first, but the day I heard "Possessed - Poison Penmanship" with the lyrics I was blown away and got serious with their work.

[WakeUpShow]

Different folks different strokes, I guess HA HA ....

"Different strokes for different folks, but when I rap you'll have a seizure"
-Possessed from Rhyme Asylum(Fire in the Booth)

[Sam.]

Different folks different strokes, I guess HA HA ....

"Different strokes for different folks, but when I rap you'll have a seizure"
-Possessed from Rhyme Asylum(Fire in the Booth)

LOL.I wasn't making a reference to that, I was just making a statement.

[WakeUpShow]

Different folks different strokes, I guess HA HA ....

"Different strokes for different folks, but when I rap you'll have a seizure"
-Possessed from Rhyme Asylum(Fire in the Booth)

LOL.I wasn't making a reference to that, I was just making a statement.

i know. it just reminded me and then i realized it was a great punchline so i posted it....

[Sam.]

i know. it just reminded me and then i realized it was a great punchline so i posted it....

It'll good bro.

I gotta check that out, I really like Possessed to be honest, he's incredible and as a battler, he's vicious as fuck.

Tell me afterwards how it felt doe?

[OMEGA]

You know your flow is wack
We cornered the market like a Walmart on a cul de sack.

[SliK]

Head of the class, and she just want a swallow-ship (scholarship) - Kanye

Here I come screaming attack (a tac) like I just stepped on one! - Clever Eminem line

Dark night livin'/ Die and be a hero or live to be a villain - Jay

[EminemBase]

Oh actually, one from Swizzz...

I don't have haters, only fans in denial

He is a bit annoying but he's so annoying that it's almost satisfying. It's almost like a perverse pleasure listening to his ridiculous voice. That punchline is great though.

[Spyder]

kanye sucks...

RA!
"spit in your grave til the corpse floats to the surface"
"candles are played out, on my next birthday make a death wish and blow my brains out"
"rock your boat, and your teeth'll abandoned ship"
"my pupils dilate like columbine killers with slow watches"
"catch my drift and get dragged under the mid atlantic ridge"
"if u dont know the ropes, ill make sure you get the hang of it"
"ill throw a discus with such force it wont fall till the next Olympic games"
"spat Forrest fires, flames breathing down your neck of the woods"
"hit the deck when i play the hand i was dealt"
"heads hung in shame... from the wall of my hunters lodge"
"master degree burns from a heatstroke of genius"

thats from the last cd, sept last one, ones i just felt like posting

Joe Budden
"ill accapella the whole left side of his chest"
"leave em deep in regrets like they Tila Tequila's neck"
"if i dont reach diamond fame, treat a n1gga face like that old Simon game"
"ask Eddie Griffin, you gone lose everytime goin against a freight train"
"you like britney spears when i see you, guaranteed pussy is out"
"dont expect a happy ending less you in the nail salon"
"you met your match now... whatup E-harmony"
"audience is die hard, so if my fans spazzin you might see the first drive by from a bandwagon"
again highlights

Copywrite
"make your chick downloads, without the newest iTunes list"
"ill bring the same presence in the future, like a re-wrapped gift"
"wanna RIP together? share the same headstone"
"me winnin is an inheritance... a dead give away"
"ill make you dime bag darrell, you can get murdered in one bar"
"already my eyes are blood shot, like a crip set"
"like laffy taffy i got a joke on every rapper"

these are IMO the kings of punches.
RA - the blended phrases and horrocore style complexity
Joe - the hard hit sometimes complex sometimes direct raw punches
Copy - the, why the fuck did i think of that, its simple but dope punches

[WakeUpShow]

kanye sucks...

RA!
"spit in your grave til the corpse floats to the surface"
"candles are played out, on my next birthday make a death wish and blow my brains out"
"rock your boat, and your teeth'll abandoned ship"
"my pupils dilate like columbine killers with slow watches"
"catch my drift and get dragged under the mid atlantic ridge"
"if u dont know the ropes, ill make sure you get the hang of it"
"ill throw a discus with such force it wont fall till the next Olympic games"
"spat Forrest fires, flames breathing down your neck of the woods"
"hit the deck when i play the hand i was dealt"
"heads hung in shame... from the wall of my hunters lodge"
"master degree burns from a heatstroke of genius"

thats from the last cd, sept last one, ones i just felt like posting

Joe Budden
"ill accapella the whole left side of his chest"
"leave em deep in regrets like they Tila Tequila's neck"
"if i dont reach diamond fame, treat a n1gga face like that old Simon game"
"ask Eddie Griffin, you gone lose everytime goin against a freight train"
"you like britney spears when i see you, guaranteed pussy is out"
"dont expect a happy ending less you in the nail salon"
"you met your match now... whatup E-harmony"
"audience is die hard, so if my fans spazzin you might see the first drive by from a bandwagon"
again highlights

Copywrite
"make your chick downloads, without the newest iTunes list"
"ill bring the same presence in the future, like a re-wrapped gift"
"wanna RIP together? share the same headstone"
"me winnin is an inheritance... a dead give away"
"ill make you dime bag darrell, you can get murdered in one bar"
"already my eyes are blood shot, like a crip set"
"like laffy taffy i got a joke on every rapper"

these are IMO the kings of punches.
RA - the blended phrases and horrocore style complexity
Joe - the hard hit sometimes complex sometimes direct raw punches
Copy - the, why the fuck did i think of that, its simple but dope punches

can u explain the tila tequila/simon game/eddie griffin ones?

[Spyder]

tila is a known famous slut slash socialite that does open nudity
so she has regrets about it, and her neck like giving head
so deep in regrets like her neck is like when she regrets bjs shes done

eddie griffin was an nba star killed by a freight train

simon was a board game type thing. u had to slap different colors on a electronic game
to match the sound each color made
so joe budden would slap peeps face like u would slap playing that game