by WakeUpShow » Dec 10th, '11, 16:14
Punch him in the face and get the inevitable out of the way.
lol...
Get the lyrics argument out of the way first, that's an easy win.
-Show him examples of Em's inverse rhyming, internal rhyming, a few of his impressive ass multis, advanced vocab and his rhyme structure. Basically, show him Em's 1st Renegade verse and break it down
-Show him Em's wit and humor. While Wayne relys on puns for comedic affect (which he doesn't really have tbh). Songs like Who Knew, Role Model, and Criminal show Eminem's ridiculous clever way of thinking, you don't even get all the jabs and undertones of his work in the first few listens. He makes music legitimately funny, that's impressive. Ask him if Wayne has ever made him laugh out loud.
-Show him the ground-breaking (epic if you will) songs of Eminem (Rock Bottom, Stan, The Way I Am, Lose Yourself, Sing for the Moment). Ask him to show you songs by Wayne that contain lyrics as inspiring and revolutionary. I doubt he can name one. The songs I listed are anthems.
-Ask him who has a smoother flow, show him Lose Yourself. Ask him who writes better hooks, show him Business, Deja Vu, Cleanin' Out My Closet, Who Knew, White America. Ask him who has better variety of topics, tell him to listen to the Eminem Show. Ask him who has better features, show him Renegade, Don't Approach Me, My Name, Patiently Waiting, etc. He'll probably show you show bullshit T-Pain song.
- Eminem has MAJOR props from Jay-Z, Nas, Xzibit, Rakim, R.A. the Rugged Man, Scarface, Raekwon, Andre 3000, Slug from Atmosphere and the list goes on and on and on and on and on and on. Who does Lil Wayne have?
- If Wayne is better than Em, why did Em SLAUGHTER Wayne on all three of the songs they're on together? Forever, Drop the World and No Love.
-Who's more critically aclaimed? Wayne is considered a joke in the music industry. Em has gotten very positive feedback for his lyrical skill from rock stars, singers, authors, actors, even a few notable poets.
- If he wants to talk sales and popularity, Em is the highest selling ARTIST of the past decade, He also has one of the most viewed videos on youtube.
-If he brings up Encore, bring up The Carter III, Rebirth, Carter IV, I Am Not a Human Being, all of his songs with birdman, nicki minaj, drake and the rest of the Young Funny Crew.
-Cherry on top: Wayne said Eminem is a thousand times better than him.
Don't lose your temper in this and you win like a champ, good luck.