How do you murder Eminem?

[Trimss]

I'll just bring Katt Williams and Affion Crockett to finish him off instead.

True. 2 dope comedians.

[S.T.A.N.]

You use his own tactic against him.

He probably has more than one tactic.

[The Candy Man]

You lack the credibility to diss Em. Only Nas, Jay, Rakim, Daddy Kane and G Rap are worthy to say shit to him. Because really, what have other people done that can match his legacy?

I'm sorry I couldn't hear you, take the dick out of your mouth before you speak.

Seriously, the only way I could see beating Em in a battle is to get REALLY personal. But it wouldn't be worth the consequences.

[Blu]

I ain't a homosexual, or even very feminine,
So don't get me wrong when I say I'd eat an Eminem,
Pretend that you're a jealous man, think of shit to tell your fans,
Like how ya fucked Mariah, just a lying, awkward selfish man,
Now I ain't "cockamamie", but I'd sure cock your baby,
Rock a Hailie, song's to make me trade shots with Shady,
Now you're pissed at who? Which celeb to give it to?
I'd suggest Deshaun Holton but there wouldn't be no Living Proof.

Probably something like that.

Someone tweet this to him, NOW!

[BumShiv]

Ask Juice.

[Amaranthine]

Ask Juice.

This dude wants to stand here and act like he can drop lines, I just walk right past his ass like a stop sign.

[Blake]

relax guy i like gay men after the bruno accident
i thought you were turnin femininent
you like to ball uncontrollable i let my balls uncontrollably hang
heard the insane song it got my dick harder then when i fucked halie jade
shut the fuck up we all got problems with bitches to
at least every chick ive been with has been proud to be on my dick dude
and guess what i fucked mariah before she even heard of you
you damn right born in 93 i fucked her when i was 2
i put it on my wee wee if proof was alive hed probably be weeping
your whole recovery cd was trash i trashed it like you did with relapse
im not sleepin on ya but your tonya skit sounded like a slut getting butt raped
your a second rate 5th place ill send pics of your daughter gettin gangbanged

[The Candy Man]

I ain't a homosexual, or even very feminine,
So don't get me wrong when I say I'd eat an Eminem,
Pretend that you're a jealous man, think of shit to tell your fans,
Like how ya fucked Mariah, just a lying, awkward selfish man,
Now I ain't "cockamamie", but I'd sure cock your baby,
Rock a Hailie, song's to make me trade shots with Shady,
Now you're pissed at who? Which celeb to give it to?
I'd suggest Deshaun Holton but there wouldn't be no Living Proof.

Probably something like that.

[Drama Setter]

I ain't a homosexual, or even very feminine,
So don't get me wrong when I say I'd eat an Eminem,
Pretend that you're a jealous man, think of shit to tell your fans,
Like how ya fucked Mariah, just a lying, awkward selfish man,
Now I ain't "cockamamie", but I'd sure cock your baby,
Rock a Hailie, song's to make me trade shots with Shady,
Now you're pissed at who? Which celeb to give it to?
I'd suggest Deshaun Holton but there wouldn't be no Living Proof.

Probably something like that.

srsly not bad

[EminemBase]

Point out his hypocrisies and contradictions.

Point out the fact that when he came back with Relapse he said he intentionally wanted to stay away from personal material now so it wasn't all 'me, me, me' - and how nobody's opinion but his mattered again. How he didn't give a fuck what ANYBODY thought now...

Yet how, as soon as the album was met with a mixed reception, he went back on ALL of that, got the most popular producers, aimed for a broad audience, made introspective content, APOLOGIZED for his previous album and practically begged for acceptance.

And how he then used his drug days / new found sobriety as an excuse to dismiss an album which wasn't totally embraced (Relapse) by fans and critics. When in reality, he had already been completely sober for over a year and knew exactly what he was doing and why.

Him saying "fuck my last CD, that shit's in my trash" about Relapse is one of the biggest compromises of his integrity I've ever seen. Recovery is still a good album though.

It's ironic as 'Mr Don't Give a Fuck' actually gives about as much as a fuck as I've ever seen as an artist of his caliber. He should trust himself, take a cue from Kanye.

[Devil'sAdvocate]

You lack the credibility to diss Em. Only Nas, Jay, Rakim, Daddy Kane and G Rap are worthy to say shit to him. Because really, what have other people done that can match his legacy?

Pretty much,he shouldnt get affected.