(2500/5000) Satire + VBV Present Watch The Throne

[Slim Fiasco]

if its a girl then slit its fucking throat then stick your dick in the gash, teach it to deep throat at a early age

Lmao, I don't want it to bleed though.

[BigBoss]

bloodier > messier > fun

[VenomBlackViper]

Picking up where we left off...

18.) Master Chief


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[Satire]

17.) noggerton


Satire's Input: Here's an easily looked over rarity that this site owed alot of it's staple value to back in the golden days. The only thing I truly wish nogger included along with the countless things he selflessly took the time to educate the world on...is...why did he do it? What was the point? Why did he simply feel the need to further substantiate himself as an internet-immortal, and achieve what's essentially forum artifact status on not only one, but two hip hop message boards, let alone a status at all on this piss-vapor stench exhausting Mexican landfill of a site (As you know, I see this place as a hip hop head's virtual septum tank). Luckily, his legend and it's manuscripts haven't been lost yet.

In the beginning, he was wrongly labelled a "troll" due to his trademark spunky go-getter attitude and even had insults flying from the majority for the crude reasoning that "low post count = automatic shit poster" (And the popular belief is that we're more matured than SL, how?). Able to overcome these odds, even the intimidation of what seemed like an infantile, unjustified perma-ban and still manage to keep a smile on his glorious Drake avatar, if you even question yourself on the nog's position on this list you're obviously an oblivious newcomer of this cancerous shit-twister generation and you've just earned my consent to stop breathing. The veterans of this forum, however, will tip their Kangol hats and pay respect.

Venom's Input: I can already predict this placement is going to cause an angry outrage by the newer members, complete with plastic forks and flashlights in hand seeing as you feeble featherweight faggots would tear a bicep and buckle both knees trying to lift a pitchfork or suffer third degree burns just holding up a lighter, let alone a lit torch, but i'm sure half of you already learned that the hard way the first time you tried lip-syncing to Lighters and ended up setting your Hello Kitty curtains on fire. Nonetheless this one is for all of the old school forum heads, the ones who remember Realplayer videos buffering, AOL keywords & downloading Backstreet Boys songs off of Napster to listen to on their Walkmans, not you scarf wearing "let me Google that for you" Apple Store mascot assclowns with BME in your top 10 albums of the year. This is our way of paying homage to all of the AliJack's, Kosovic's and Angie's of the forum. Half of the limited good features on this forum are thanks to him, did you know this site didn't even have fucking image tags until he came along? Oh and I dare any of you skirt wearing, book bag brandishing sailor outfitted schoolgirls to step out of your hopscotch line and ask why his join date is in 2011, unaware that MC Maybe also has a 2011 join date and that some people have their old accounts deleted.

A Collection of Fine Moments For noggerton

Dear Trimss,

I'm writing in letter form, such as you do when you write your pal Slim Shady telling him Beautiful is a great track, but you were disappointed with the chorus. Next time when you're walking down to your local value village with your chest out, and your 2 size too big Recovery hoodie, do yourself a huuuuuuuuuge favour, like.. huge favour, take a look in the mirror, and ask yourself, are you accepted in life? Are you happy with the way things are going? Did you think of Guilty Conscience when you read that part? Well if you did, it's time to move the fuck on from hip hop. Your boring little raps:
Hulkshare.com Trimss - Mirrors.mp3
to your dimwitted posts throughout this thread. You think Relapse is a good album? It's literally Em's worst yet... Concept album?

Looks like we got a first class champ here, avatar dissing. Fuck man, when the mountains are too hard to climb, you resort to 2 minutes on your mothers step machine, and diss my avatar? What the fuck is wrong with you. Birdman is twice the rapper you'll ever be you scrawny little fuck.

Sincerely,
nogger

seething :'''(

[Trimss]

17.) noggerton

Wait.. That's nogger?

[noggerton]

I went to Taylor Swift when I was 12, and that was about 3-4 years ago now, ya, u wanna fucking go punk?

[noggerton]

I went to Taylor Swift when I was 12, and that was about 3-4 years ago now, ya, u wanna fucking go punk?

That's you at 12? You fuckin caveman lmao

I was flossin' at a young age.

[noggerton]

I know you're just saying this because you're jelly over that signed T-Swift cd.

[noggerton]

I mean sure, the pic is awesome, but your responses are weak as fuck. Mole? David Spade?

Goddamn, no wonder you're lifer TR posters. Keep up being low class.

[noggerton]

You know what's funny? Geno must've posted that at least a year ago and you went that far to find it.

Even when insulting, you still lose.

Didn't think you're start seething this early into a beef, I applaud when lower class cunts like yourselves show your weaknesses. I mean really, you're THAT shook about me finding a very easy picture to find of your greasy friend who looks like the result of a horrible anal bleaching?

Shit Menzo, I thought you were a forum elite on this site, thousands upon thousands of posts, figured you'd be somewhat intelligent, then I got linked to the most embarrassing hand job marathon i've ever seen where you queers talk about Mole's . I knew this forum was awkward as fuck and for the absolute worst posters in existence, but this is fucking sad. Even Trimms rap career had a little more humour to it then whatever the fuck you posted.

Next time you want to beef, make it a little interesting, your lacklustre insults and generic humour make a 16 year old shake his damn head.

[noggerton]

Wait a second, did Geno delete his picture I posted on here?

lMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Worst beef i've ever been involved in, if you can't handle the heat stay out the kitchen.

[noggerton]

Welcome to the braindead world of Menzo, where 3 short paragraphs are considered essays, and not knowing that 16 goes after 15 when your birthday hits. Let's travel deep and dissect that cringeworthy post from a 'relevant' poster, shall we?

Lol, I write two sentences, you write an essay.

My posts are so advanced that I make longer more thought-out posts. I guess when you're still giggling at removing clothes off of barbies, and ripping out pages in your Bio text book researching about the woman's body, we really can't expect much.

Who's seething and looking for beef? Not me.

You started beefing and seethed after I shot back at you? Are you fucking delusional, son? Do you really lack a memory in that thick Aladdin looking skull of yours and can't fucking remember you started to beef with me? Goddamn it kid. I might as well argue with a wall, at least it won't look at me with a stupid face and talk back with a drooly lip.

First you're 15, then you're 16

The power of numbers by Menzo, when you're too fucking retarded to know this in Kindergarten, relax, your fresh off the boat 'rapper' will teach you on TR!

you sound like a pedophile who is tripping over his own lies on a Hello Kitty forum.

First off I had to google this insult to make sure you didn't steal it from macdaddy who stole it from a pre-schoolers insult generator. Are you fucking serious? You and Geno are probably fapping away over webcam comparing who has the smallest un-used dick high fiving each other for that 'witty' insult. I've seen embarrassing before, but you take the cake. Next time, for a real big ether, make sure to call me nogmole or something equally as 'TRwitty'.

Lol, you piece of shit.

Finally, pat yourself on the back, i'm glad you put your big boy pants on and came at me like a real man, now fuck off, die, and brag to your 3 friends about how you're knowledgable about hip hop and are the king of ethers.

[noggerton]

Next reply, you got sarcasm, missing the point, and blatant lies to look ironic. Class act from such a shit poster.

Anyways, when you're done wiping that stupid look of defeat off your face, you can start to address me as Mr. Nogger, and only speak when you're spoken to, peasant.

[Trimss]

Lol @nogger being the ethering king. You look so proud of that Taylor Swift cd man, I almost felt happy while seing it.

But seriously, you look like a failed human version of Frankenstein bro. Also, posting rap tracks doesn't mean I'm doing a rap carreer you cunt. Also, it's Trimss. Not trimms. I don't think you're stupid though, don't worry kid.

Damn lmao, you didn't chose how you look so I won't blame you for looking like a wannabe surfer with that oh so cool haircut, but really? Taylor Swift?

Please don't even bother answering.

[BigBoss]

Lol @nogger being the ethering king. You look so proud of that Taylor Swift cd man, I almost felt happy while seing it.

But seriously, you look like a failed human version of Frankenstein bro. Also, posting rap tracks doesn't mean I'm doing a rap carreer you cunt. Also, it's Trimss. Not trimms. I don't think you're stupid though, don't worry kid.

Damn lmao, you didn't chose how you look so I won't blame you for looking like a wannabe surfer with that oh so cool haircut, but really? Taylor Swift?

Please don't even bother answering.

seething

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