I'm glad Eminem went from the cartoon rap to serious

[Kill You]

Lol @ Amadeo suggesting humour is all subjective yet going on to say one man is the funniest alive. Is it subjective or is it based on some sort of factual evidence?

If the former, you're a hypocrite. If the latter, you have no sense of humour.

This man raises a good point...

[EminemInsider]

I raise an earlier comment I made, "Does an intellectual need to tell a retard he's retarded?". No, they'll reveal it on their own

Louis C.K. fuckin sucks. I've seen his stuff, he's terrible but then again, you and your split personality seem to find drying paint to be funny. Morons.

I bet he's fuming right now, sitting there mashing the "send webcam" button for EminemInsider getting ready to discuss this "thoughtful, sarcastic" post.

They're the type of guys that when the video chat on Skype gets to a point where neither are saying anything, they just stare into each others camera and adore.

Maybe if Louis CK spoke in a "Slim Shady" voice he would be hilarious?

That's the key to how hilarious something is. If you say, "die you fucking pony" in a HILARIOUS voice, that makes it hilarious.

By the way, I'm going to pwnerize you now with extreme wit and hilarious/devastating insults pertaining to homosexuality:

You're the type of guy who sucks a guy's dick and then spits the semen into a plastic bag and saves it and puts it in a trophy case with the pubes from your last boyfriend and admires it at 3:24 PM before watching a soccer game and masturbating to all the players who are tall, dark, and handsome.

You and Geno are clearly in the flirtation phase, realizing you're soulmates but both of you are too nervous to act on your homoerotic urges, so you make accusations towards other posters involving homosexual tendencies in order to test the waters and see how the other responds. You are aware of the fact that Geno masturbates to your username and avatar every night, but the part about masturbating to Eminem makes you uncomfortable, though you realize this makes you hypocritical as you do it yourself. You both realize that although you're falling in love, it is through your homosexual attraction to Eminem that you both met, and that could prose problems in the long run when you both want to fantasize that the other is Eminem, and you argue over who gets to "be Eminem" tonight in the bedroom. Then when you both meet Eminem in Denver, he'll call a security guard and you'll turn him into John Lennon.

This one time, in band camp, you had sex. With a guy.

You're gay. And a fag. A gay fag.

PWNED

[BILI]

Dude that post was just weird,thinking about faggots a lot,aren't you?

It actually suits your appearance fat boy <3 :*;)

[BILI]

Hahaha...

[BILI]

Hahaha...

You barely post anymore son, but I'm glad you came back just in the nick of time

Yeah too much stuff is going on so I don't have the time for TR,plus if I'm honest the site is kinda shitty nowadays. Even now I'm on my mobile just laughing at u owning this whatever he/it is.

[Trimss]

Moly shit, this is a good thread.

[EminemInsider]

You basically tried saying anything we already said, which wasn't impressive, but made it even worse. Wow...you get more pathetic with every post.

Must be a result of such a piece of shit thread.

It's obvious your "insult" was an attempted mock about how we (and everyone) has dissed you but...the funny thing is, it still isn't funny. And even in an attempt to mock someone, it just looks like a normal post by you...so you're always unfunny and keep re-establishing the fact that you're a huge loser. But okay JoJo, whatever you want

And no, delivery doesn't always make or break a joke...the content is what makes it what it is, and you, Amoleo and Louis all fuckin suck at it. Keep sucking Jordie, maybe one day you'll match your mother's record...it'd be a milestone to match your father's though.

Do you really think it's helping you any to insist Amadeo and I aren't funny when it's already been established that you:

A. Aren't funny
B. Have a terrible sense of humor
C. Are a complete idiot

?

I just took a glance through the archives to look up the classic threads in this section and found something very interesting. YOU were nowhere to be found in any of them. Satire, Master Chief, MikeNufC, and other actually cool people were, however. So that's probably why you don't remember them...you were busy writing the content that the smart people were making fun of over here.

We'll stick to the George Carlin/Louis CK stuff, you can stick to saying "mole" and "jo" and "pony" and posting memes in every thread, thinking it's HILARIOUSSSSSS with your 12-year-old sense of humor at 19 years of age.

[Mathers]

Can't we all just get along?

[JamaicanPattlez]

Where's the popcorn when you need it...

[EminemInsider]

Really? Enlighten me, faggot.

Who and when were those fabricated points established? Clearly not in this thread, so unless you and Amoleo actually discuss this 'issue' behind closed doors, then you're just talking out of your own ass, Jordy.

Right here, in this very thread. You even admitted as much. Take a look:

You basically tried saying anything we already said

It's obvious your "insult" was an attempted mock about how we (and everyone) has dissed you but...the funny thing is, it still isn't funny.

so you're always unfunny and keep re-establishing the fact that you're a huge loser.

You admitted your own style of "humor" isn't funny and is absolutely pathetic, as you noticed I was just repeating all the same types of pathetically unfunny shit you've been saying and laughing at with the other silly little dolts on this forum. Congrats...you get a gold star for actually getting the point!

Too bad you don't grasp the actual significance. It's OK...you're only 19...maybe there's a chance of your brain fully developing in a few years, if you haven't eaten too many paint chips.

However, speaking on terms of factual reality, this thread alone exemplifies that points A, B and C all pertain to you.

Nope. Projecting.

Look at how many people liked this thread, it's equivalent to amount of people on this forum who actually give a shit about your existence - one. And conveniently, it's Antagonistic Amadeo, the member who infamously squirts his e-period on every thread but his own.

Most people are avoiding this thread because you brought your stench into it. People despise you and wish you'd crawl into a hole and die. Why do you think so many cool people have left the board? Hint: It isn't Amadeo and me, who barely post anymore anyway. It's the turds with the 12,000 and 13,000+ posts of meme and mole stupidity who are responsible for people getting sick of the forum.

Congratulations, you possess every characteristic of your aforementioned points: A, B and C which culminates in making you a D member. Good job Jordie, I'm very proud you accomplished something - y'know, aside from your professional photography of God awful mutts.

What are you even talking about you fucking whackjob?

You make EminemBase look sane and rational. Maybe you think your nonsensical "inside jokes" with Geno are absolutely hiii-larious, but nobody else does.

I guess that stupid "Based God" shit is passe, and this is what's kewl to the E-tards now?

A glance? The last time any of them were fluently active on the forum was at least 6 months ago, you you didn't glance, you fuckin dug in. Nail chewing, hair pulling detective work, eh Jo?

Yeah, it was really hard to search for "Satire" and scroll down to the thread he'd started. Took me like 2 minutes in total.

Look at you, the "cool" forum people eh? Wow. So cool that...they aren't even here anymore? Not that I really give a fuck what someone who is consistently dissed says about me and my "societal status" on the forum. I don't get involved with threads that are already on a roll, but rest assured, if they were classic, then it probably generated enough buzz to check out. Post some.

Yeah, because cool, intelligent people tend to get sick of stupid pissants of your ilk.

I get consistently dissed? I'm one of the most respected members here and I barely even post, you poor idiot. My board status > Yours. If it weren't for me, this place would still be saying Encore wasn't that bad, nobody would have any idea what an inverse-rhyme is, and everyone would think Eminem was better on drugs.

Another diss at my age? Damn, that...that really was too much JoJo, when will you stop! Please, I beg of you! MERCY! Thy illustrious hand that feeds! The only thing your hand feeds are your ugly dogs, even they wince at it.

Keep on resorting to fabrication pal, it's REALLY helping you out. I'm just honoured to be involved in a confrontation with someone so fuckin COOL!

I dissed you on the fact that your maturity level is still that of a 12-year-old, not the fact that you're 19. Reading comprehension clearly isn't your strong suit.

Oh wait...comprehension PERIOD isn't your strong suit.

And thus we have the root of the problem: The wit and intelligence of Amadeo (and Louis CK) and me sails over your vacant head. If you don't understand it, you just insult it and call it "retarded." That's quite typical: Idiots always love to pretend that intelligent people are the ones who are idiots.

Remember, there is NO WAY Eminem was intentionally writing those inverse-rhyme schemes. "Inverse rhymes are retarded TBH."

Oh yes, Amadeo and I are da stoopidz, while you and Geno and BILI are da smart ones.

Well, you're fucked, now. I'm just going to sit back and watch the carnage.

Bring it, you fuckin bitch.[/quote]

A hardcore internet G. Everyone be very scared. Menzo has 12,000+ posts on an internet forum. You see that picture of Eminem flipping us the bird in his avatar? The reason he chose that is because THAT'S HIS ATTITUDE, YO. He don't give a fuck who you is, he will fuck you up, you wanker cunt who is full of bollocks.

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[JamaicanPattlez]

^ Damn.

[BigBoss]

So let me get this straight... Mods can keep arguing and going off topic, but when we do it we get in trouble?

Da fuq?

[Trimss]

So let me get this straight... Mods can keep arguing and going off topic, but when we do it we get in trouble?

Da fuq?

Won't you please stop complaining?

[BILI]

Haha nice try fat boy but that pic we had was the whale who started the thread. Oh and menzo why do u even bother arguing with two retarded idiotic fat fucks?


Plus stop jerking off to my avatar gif, just say the magic word and I'll link u,fuckin fat kids