by RainMan44 » May 28th, '12, 07:48
Drake is the softest motherfucker to ever walk this planet. He is a woman trapped in a man's body. That dude probably puts a rose in a Perrier bottle and dims the lights before having dinner. He's the type of cat that would sprinkle Rose petals around the room before he takes a bath, son. That dude probably pops out of cakes during surprise birthday parties and shit. Probably saves kittens off the tree and shit.
He is the softest dude in the world, and anytime I hear his voice I want to fucking slit his throat. And everytime I see a GUY who is a fan of his, I feel sick to my fucking stomach, like I want to vomit. Disgusting.
One time I was high in class and my phone was on Pandora. His song "Show Me A Good Time" came on....and when that chorus came up, I didn't know if dude
was serious or not. Sounds like Justin Bieber or Celine Dion ghostwrote that shit. Drake got a beating vagina for a heart.
"This dude doing this interview wants me to spin a few,
Lyrics while I tie my tennis shoes in the nude
A romantic interlude in a livin’ room,
In an inner tube with a dude with a bit of lube
Fuck that I’m sniffin’ glue, sippin' gin & juice,
And a little bit of paint thinner with my dinner too,
You better pay me for my bars like your rent is due,
Now hurry up and finish dude before I finish you."
GOAT