New Album Skit Ideas

[Snakebeast]

I don't know about anybody else, but I for one would like to see at least 2 or 3 skits on Em's new album. (By the way, sorry if there already happens to be a thread on this) Does anybody have any good ideas on possible skits?

[εncørε]

I missed the skits on Recovery. I want the Ken Kaniff & Steve Berman skits; no idea what else he would do, though. I'm hoping he doesn't exclude the skits on his next album... I usually like the skits, minus the pointless ones, like Em Calls Paul & Mr. Mathers...

[Sympathy92]

skit 1 - Public Service Announcement 2012/2013? (description: the regular PSA guy's voice starts sayin "This is a public service announcement brought to you in part by Eminem. This record is not to be seen as a depiction of real life events and actions. Any events that actually happen are mere coincidences and are probably the result of too much methamphetamine. Lastly why the FUCK are you...*voices changes to eminem's* STILL BUYIN EMINEM ALBUMS LET THE FUCKIN GUY NOT SELL OVER 10K FOR ONCE SO HE CAN FUCKIN RETIRE ALREADY FOR FUCKSAKES HES FUCKIN 40 YEARS OLD THE VOCAL CHORDS CAN ONLY PUT UP WITH SO MUCH FUCKIN YELLING AND ACCENTS...ahem...ENJOY!")

skit 2 - Ken Kaniff (description: the skit starts off with sounds of a lighter being turned on and ken kaniff takin a puff of something and then he says "ehhhh no man wants me ehhhhh my dick and lips are perfect ehhh but they still dont wanna fuck with me ehhhhh" when we hear in the background a car drivin by slowly playin one of the singles off the new album and ken goes "ehhhh fuckin eminem its his fault ehhhh HEY ASSHOLE TURN THAT SHIT DOWN EMINEMS A SELLOUT EHHHHHHHHH"...fade out)

skit 3- Message from Royce (description: Royce says "Yo Marshall....what the fuck i tell you about these godamn songs man these godamn songs make my head roll off you're fuckin crazy mannn....godamnnn" .....skit ends and the next song is some epic typical eminem off the fuckin rocker shit)

[BigBoss]

nice^

[Mr Change]

skit 1 - Public Service Announcement 2012/2013? (description: the regular PSA guy's voice starts sayin "This is a public service announcement brought to you in part by Eminem. This record is not to be seen as a depiction of real life events and actions. Any events that actually happen are mere coincidences and are probably the result of too much methamphetamine. Lastly why the FUCK are you...*voices changes to eminem's* STILL BUYIN EMINEM ALBUMS LET THE FUCKIN GUY NOT SELL OVER 10K FOR ONCE SO HE CAN FUCKIN RETIRE ALREADY FOR FUCKSAKES HES FUCKIN 40 YEARS OLD THE VOCAL CHORDS CAN ONLY PUT UP WITH SO MUCH FUCKIN YELLING AND ACCENTS...ahem...ENJOY!")

skit 2 - Ken Kaniff (description: the skit starts off with sounds of a lighter being turned on and ken kaniff takin a puff of something and then he says "ehhhh no man wants me ehhhhh my dick and lips are perfect ehhh but they still dont wanna fuck with me ehhhhh" when we hear in the background a car drivin by slowly playin one of the singles off the new album and ken goes "ehhhh fuckin eminem its his fault ehhhh HEY ASSHOLE TURN THAT SHIT DOWN EMINEMS A SELLOUT EHHHHHHHHH"...fade out)

skit 3- Message from Royce (description: Royce says "Yo Marshall....what the fuck i tell you about these godamn songs man these godamn songs make my head roll off you're fuckin crazy mannn....godamnnn" .....skit ends and the next song is some epic typical eminem off the fuckin rocker shit)

These are actually good ideas.

[Sympathy92]

PSA guy is dead though.

The dream is over

[mdemaz]

Steve Berman must make at least a cameo, I wanna see him talk shit about Recovery and Em' rapping about fast food, that'd be funny.

[Mr Change]

Steve Berman must make at least a cameo, I wanna see him talk shit about Recovery and Em' rapping about fast food, that'd be funny.

Yup. This MUST happen.

Oh, and it has to have excessive amounts of cussing, too

[Blu]

Depends on the album really...

I would like to see a Steve Berman skit though

[flyingmonkey10]

i just really hope they do come back for the next album

[Trimss]

Steve Berman must make at least a cameo, I wanna see him talk shit about Recovery and Em' rapping about fast food, that'd be funny.

There needs to be one skit with Steve Berman, telling Eminem that his fans think he sold out and that he's a rapper not some pop star. Then, Eminem spitting some raw shit.

[Mr. Porter]

I usually hate skits except for Eminem albums.

[_Hawk_]

*sound of fapping*

door opens...


Hailie: "Daddy, where's my Britney Spears poster........oh"

[Blake]

Im all for skits except when i was driving my mom around listenin to the mmlp and then the ken keniff skit came on...so awkward.

[ShadysDisciple]

Im all for skits except when i was driving my mom around listenin to the mmlp and then the ken keniff skit came on...so awkward.

Same thing happened to me sooo awkward.