Pirates/Pokemon/Pills/Pussy/Period

[Gummybur]

Like a pissed off pirate pissed off at his ex (ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR EX)
Is what I need before I leave to a destination, like the vics gave me a fuckin invitation, hooked so bad its like people are cutting my leg open and shoving their dick in case you wanted to know about a real addiction

If only it was a problem that could be sustained by Mrs. Dracula when she menstruates, you couldn't keep a man straight if 24/7 you had your tits in his face, "i wont cheat on you" 3 years later fucks her ex out of the blue doesn't tell me as if I don't care and have to play steve on the fucking thinking chair, the bitch was scared shitless she completely emptied her bowels walks up to an indian guy like "ummm, can I have that towel" hurry up bitch, even your toilet bowl is feeling withdrawals.

i meet up with my boy to get some xanax valium and a few other pills, we argue about the price and a cop pulls up to us and says "hey guys, whats big deal" "nothing sir, relax, he has a pokemon card i want and his name is snorlax"