I'm leaning towards Nickelback.
How the hell'd we wind up like this
Why weren't we able
To see the signs that we missed
Try and turn the tables
...and unpack your suitcase
Lately there's been too much of this
Don't think it's too late
Nothing's wrong, just as long as you know that...
I want a new tour bus full of old guitars
My own star on Hollywood boulevard
Drugs come cheap/just won't eat
coolest bars/movie stars
offend the censors/pez dispenser
latest fashion/Playboy mansion
Sure, all their songs pretty much sound the same and are in the same structure, and consist of a bunch of douches overloading on distortion, but the funny thing to me is, in terms of rhyme schemes, theirs are better than the bands people actually like.
Nickelback are Stans.