Just got another speeding ticket.

[trinell05]

Second one in less than a year. I damn near cussed out the officer and started asking him to prove if I was even driving at the time. He was "Huh?" and I asked to see the so-called evidence and he was like, "um...no" and I was like, "why?" and he was like, "you have court next month" and I was like, "but I wasn't speeding" and he was like, "yes you were" and I was like, "no I wasn't." Then I paused and asked if I can get a reduced fine. He was like, "call this number in two weeks and they'll reduce it. Thanks for your cooperation." Why was the officer trembling, though? He couldn't even talk. I think he was special or something. Should I contest it? I mean, I don't feel like I was speeding. In my realm, I was just trying to get home, you know? If I was speeding, I would have been home in like 5 minutes instead of 10, right?


Fuck, another $200 ticket.


My insurance is going up to $300 a month.

[trinell05]

Should have blown him.

As shook as he was, I don't think he would have even gotten hard. And he white, so I'm pretty sure it wouldn't go past my front teeth anyway.

[Sam.]

Calm down, baby.

[SajN]

[trinell05]

Fuck it. I just cussed out EVERYBODY, kids included in my house. I told them I'm selling my car and they better all get a fucking bus pass because I ain't driving anymore. First time I got a ticket, I was taking someone to the hospital. Second time, I'm bringing someone home from the hospital. Situations I didn't have to be in.

And SajN shouldn't even be in this thread because he doesn't even have speed limits in his country.

[SajN]

And SajN shouldn't even be in this thread because he doesn't even have speed limits in his country.

Are you serious? Look up Norway, we have so many speed limits, you have no idea.

You mean Germany.

[Sam.]

Things are gonna change, are they? No, right. Just chill. And don't worry about Sajn, he has some special privileges to get away from cops.

[trinell05]

And SajN shouldn't even be in this thread because he doesn't even have speed limits in his country.

Are you serious? Look up Norway, we have so many speed limits, you have no idea.

You mean Germany.

Liar. You don't have shit. We all know you own the fucking cops anyway. Probably sent them to follow me.

Besides, it's all over. If I put $30 a week away, I'll have enough to cover the ticket three days before the court date. As for insurance, I'm not the primary, so I'll be under the radar for now.

[Fleka]

Should have blown him.

came here to post this.^^

Quentin Tarantino?

[trinell05]

We all know that unless it's a weird genetic fuckup, that white guys have the smallest dicks next to Asians. Get over it.

[trinell05]

I just see a still of white dudes. I'll pass. I don't like white folks today. Eminem included.

[Ka0t1c]

hey my dick isn't that small

[BigBoss]

Fuck no I ain't seen it, it's the size peanut!