Just have a bottle of water whereever you go and drink whenever you want to

also i havent read the whole thread but do you go the the gym at all? If you are eating food and then just trying to burn it up by doing cardio, maybe you can turn any excess stuff into muscle instead of fat.. you wont be losing any weight by doing that doing that though, you would just be changing what it is.
Also i dont know what you do about this already or how may times it has been said but what do you do about meal times? you dont have 3 meals a day, do you?

Edit: i looked through and it looks like this has kind of been said but i will say it anyway
Your body will only burn so much food each time you eat. I dont knw the precise numbers (they vary person to person) but lets assume it is 300g each time you eat. And normally people would eat 450g per meal, 3 times a day. If you change it to, for example, 5 meals at 300g, you will be eating more than you otherwise would but there will be no excess food from each meal to turn into fat. Now if you want ot lose weight quicker it could go down to 250g per meal or 4 meals instead of 5, but thats the general idea. Eat as much as your body will burn up, wait untill that is gone then do it again (a sandwich every 3-4 hours is what i do). That, along with weight training means anything that is excess will go into muscle, and you should start to lose the fat a bit quicker.
Also bear in mind that when your metabolism is higher, you will burn up fod easier. Exersizing by doing football etc. is all well and good but will only raise your metabolism while you exersize and for 30 mins/ an hour afterwards. So eating before you exersize (not so that your'e sick, an hour or 90 minutes is good) or eating immediately after exersize (but once again, not in a way that makes you sick) is going to be the best way to make sure you dont have any excess food that turns into fat or anything. Each of the meals i do is either about 90 minutes before or immediately after exersize (i do cycling in the morning (paper round), workoutaround midday and then a run every other evening, after dinner). Because i have the routine of exersize i have got to the point now where my metabolism stays insanely high all the time but that isnt very common
also i have my 500ml bottle that i keep on me everywhere i go, i get through that 3-5 times a day, as well as drinks with meals... pleanty of water

and i dont have any alcohol so i dont gotta worry about the effects of that
My diet and stuff is based around keeping fat low and gaining muscle but the principles of it are the same as lowering fat levels, so maybe that will help. Sorry if i just repeated things everyone else has said, i only really had time to read the first page... and hope this helps

Sorry for the wall of writing but i cant see a way to divide it up more than that
Oh and i saw you say you didnt watch star wars...
