MY daughter

[Block]

Today, I found out that, thanks to a rare bone disease, my 6 year old daughter has only four weeks to live. I decided to read the paper to take my mind off it and discovered a suicide bomber in Baghdad has killed 30 people in a market place.

I cast aside the paper and walk to my daughter's bedroom. I stand in the doorway, watching her sleep, thinking how cruel this world can be. Barely 6 years old and soon to be in heaven. My mind was cast back to the suicide bomber, on his way there and eager to meet the virgins that wait for him. I gently closed the bedroom door, took out my cock and moved towards my innocent child.

Fuck you, Mohammed. This is one virgin you won't be getting your hands on.

[Trimss]

That was perfect.

[momentsgolden]

That. Was. Disturbing.

[momentsgolden]

15 minutes later, still laughing and wincing and wondering where i can repost this without getting arrested. Brilliant piece

[Blu]

Why is this not in comedy crib loool

[Sam.]

SHIT! That was hilarious, doe.

Why is this not in comedy crib loool

Don't pretend like a MOD, Mr.Blu.

[AbramIsaac]

inb4mcmaybeisblocksghostwriter

[BigBoss]

wat

[trinell05]

[Fleka]

Disturbing and funny.

[Wreck]

This is disturbing & yet hilarious at the same time. Perfect twist there Cock, I mean Block.

[SliK]

This was funny, but I didnt really laugh. Good joke doe.