If you're atheist..

[Eedee]

^ God and how much of an asshole he is.

[Emadyville]

^ God and how much of an asshole he is.

o word, i get what youre sayin now

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I'm agnostic and I do believe we'll never know whether such a benevolent being or malicious sonuva bitch exists, nor do I really give a shit honestly. Eternal life just seems so plastic when you think about it, being offered consolation prize for adhering to a set of specific guidelines only to be richly rewarded after, it's like some virgin who abstains from sex until marriage than tells his newly wed, "I've been out of wedlock for 40 years now suck my dick bitch!!!!". Really just meh, I also feel an eternal life devalues life here on earth and trying to make the best of it now, whatever comes comes.

Btw if say a God dos exist or whatever deity, I hate when morons presume that he has to adhere to the holy books of said religion or if that said being is even rational or logical in the first place. Rationale and logic is a human abstract and sustains and exists within itself. Assuming a being like him if he is oh so all powerful and all that jazz to adhere to a human construct is stupid.

As to the subject of living forever I'm down with that so long as I get eternal youth, and wolverine like regeneration and healing, and teleportation in case I get stranded in the middle of the ocean, oh and invincibility, and the ability to become a human weapon in case people try to use me for experiments and sit. You know what come to think of it nvm, it'd be a complete retread of Dr Manhattan.

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Oh and for people who wonder why a benevolent God would allow so much suffering and all that jazz. Furthermore who said such a being was benevolent in the first place.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clockwork_universe_theory

If anyone's annoyed by this double posting just merge it or edit into my original post.

[Emadyville]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clockwork_universe_theory

i've heard of the watch theory but not this one, thanks for sharing

[Eedee]

Religion can always get ugly....I believe in Religion and God and don't believe in Atheists...I heard them speak and debated with many they make no sense to me and never give me a chance to speak...they say they don't believe in God but I always catch them saying "Oh My God"

Holy shit you're close minded.

You believe in God (who's invisible) yet don't "believe" in atheists which exist in this world and can be materially and physically seen/heard/smelled/touched/tasted? Hot damn you're fucking stupid.

And maybe if you actually listened to them debate, like Richard Dawkins, Sam Harris, Hitchens, etc, you'd see their arguments are to the point, clear and logical whereas those on the religious side get destroyed brutally against atheistic logic...

And who cares if atheists say "Oh My God"? It's a figure of speech. That's like me saying "Jesus Christ!" after someone says something stupid, or me getting hurt or something. It's a figure of speech, stop being a self-entitled douchebag. Atheists don't care if they say it, because, wait for it... I'm about to drop a fuckton-knowledge-bomb right here ... they don't give a shit about saying the "lord's" name in vain. Because more likely than not, he doesn't exist. We don't live in fear of burning in Hell and live life to it's fullest every day instead of cowering in fear of some douchebag sky-daddy watching over us being jealous if they instinctively say his name out of an emotional moment. That's really just how it is.

You're the epitome of why I can't stand most religious people.

Good day, sir.

[Willy]

I want to believe in religion and magic.

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Religion can always get ugly....I believe in Religion and God and don't believe in Atheists...I heard them speak and debated with many they make no sense to me and never give me a chance to speak...they say they don't believe in God but I always catch them saying "Oh My God"

Holy shit you're close minded.

You believe in God (who's invisible) yet don't "believe" in atheists which exist in this world and can be materially and physically seen/heard/smelled/touched/tasted? Hot damn you're fucking stupid.

And maybe if you actually listened to them debate, like Richard Dawkins, Sam Harris, Hitchens, etc, you'd see their arguments are to the point, clear and logical whereas those on the religious side get destroyed brutally against atheistic logic...

And who cares if atheists say "Oh My God"? It's a figure of speech. That's like me saying "Jesus Christ!" after someone says something stupid, or me getting hurt or something. It's a figure of speech, stop being a self-entitled douchebag. Atheists don't care if they say it, because, wait for it... I'm about to drop a fuckton-knowledge-bomb right here ... they don't give a shit about saying the "lord's" name in vain. Because more likely than not, he doesn't exist. We don't live in fear of burning in Hell and live life to it's fullest every day instead of cowering in fear of some douchebag sky-daddy watching over us being jealous if they instinctively say his name out of an emotional moment. That's really just how it is.

You're the epitome of why I can't stand most religious people.

Good day, sir.

Go FUCK ur self you PIECE OF SHIT... DON'T YOU EVER DIS RESPECT ME EVER AGAIN...I WILL FUCKING MOP THE FLOOR WITH UR HEAD U FAG..GO FUCKING FUCK A FAG YOU GAY BITCH. YOU HAVE NO EVIDENCE IN ANYTHING YOU SAY OR TALK ABOUT....U THINK SO FUCKED UP...GO LIVE UNDER A ROCK AND I DON'T GIVE SHIT YOU ABOUT U OR YOUR FUCKING OPINIONS AND COMMENT YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT!!!!!
I BELIEVE IN ALLAH!!

Well that got ugly.

[Eedee]

But seriously, bigray, holy shit. You can't respond to my reply to your post civilly? Instead you post death threats? That's very childish of you. Ad hominem after Ad hominem. That's actually really sad. You've lost all my respect as a poster on this forum. That was seriously uncalled for. You should actually get banned for that.

PS - Jokes on you. Allah doesn't exist.

[Emadyville]

calm it down guys or this is getting locked.

[Eedee]

calm it down guys or this is getting locked.

So death threats isn't ban-worthy?

[Eedee]

^ I'm not gonna come at you. You're entitled to your beliefs... I just get at religious folk, like bigray here, who are fucking stupid to an incredible degree lol

[Eedee]

^ I'm not gonna come at you. You're entitled to your beliefs... I just get at religious folk, like bigray here, who are fucking stupid to an incredible degree lol

oh yeah I laughed very much at his response

At first I was like "whoah, calm down there dude" then I saw his death threats. I was like "shitwut" then I laughed at his stupidity.

[Eedee]

I am still looking for my death threat you idiot....stop whining..the reason I snapped on you is cuz you dont come out of no where and I don't give a FUCK who you are and say this too me "Hot damn you're fucking stupid." Unless I disrespected you first. Now stop whining about this like a girl and continue ur day night or evening or whatever the fuck you do.

Hot damn you're more stupid than I thought!

"I WILL FUCKING MOP THE FLOOR WITH UR HEAD U FAG.." = death threat.

And you did disrespect me. You said you don't believe in atheists. An atheist is a person, a mindset. It's who someone is. By extension, you saying you don't believe in them, you think they're not human beings. That's pretty fucking disrespectful.

I didn't come out of nowhere. You talked against atheists, no one in general, so I was free to reply. And I'M the one who's whining? You're the one who went on a caps lock screaming spree spewing horseshit from your fucking horseshit-dispensing mouth for multiple posts in a row.

Take a look in the mirror before you go around spewing your egotistical bullshit.

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GO FUCKING FUCK A FAG YOU GAY BITCH.

couldn't stop laughing

tbqfh

[J.R.]

and you believe that there's no god or afterlife..

Then what the fuck do you think happens?

Eternal sleep?

Dreaming like mind state?


Or something else?


I'm personally Agnostic.

2 relatively realistic things that can happen:

1) nothing, and as your conscience is erased you wont be able to be bothered by it

2) reincarnation (no hippy), came to the conclusion after considering theres practically a lifespan/infinity chance of you existing right now.. if you live to be 80, its an 80/infinity chance your only life happening just now, and not 100 years earlier or in 200 million years (assuming the universe and life will last forever, even if not, the chance of this being your only life and conscience would be practically just as low)

simply said, everyone on this board has experienced death.. before you were born you were dead, of course your brain hasnt experienced it so theres no memory of it, but you couldve been nothing hundred years ago or a plant or other shit. who knows

heaven/hell is a retarded concept, where were you before you lived? religion needs to make up some explanation for that.. what are you even agnostic for? to keep your gate to heaven open by considering the possibility of an invisible man in the sky watching over you? are you "agnostic" to the gods of olympus too?

none of my business, idgaf what you believe in, just some food for thought for yall.. im out.

No, but thanks for the assholeness. Really made my day, coming in here and seeing you being a dick, saying I want a gateway to heaven if things go bad and thats the only reason people are agnostic and not just "fully atheist lulz" .

No. I don't know if there's a god. Quite frankly (as stated somewhere in here,) I doubt there is. I'm not fully atheist, however. I also don't encourage two sides fighting over something as fucktarded as "lulz theres a giant spaghetti monster guy in the sky making fly's" and I wouldn't pick a side just to argue his non-existence.

Oh by the way, I like ponies.