Eminem's computer illiteracy

[EminemInsider]

At first I thought he was exaggerating about it, but then a couple of lines popped into my head and I realized he wasn't kidding.

"I should download an audio on mp3/And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD"

He obviously meant to say upload here. And "in" instead of "on."

I think. I don't know what good downloading her audio (as some websites claim is what he said), whatever that is, is going to do to demonstrate her giving Eminem VD.

"Come on over, come on over baaabyyyy"..."see, this is Christina Aguilera giving me VD."


"I'm e-mailing you at the wrong website/And misspelling you"

Kind of makes sense, but not really something anyone would ever say. If I accidentally send mail to Eminem@yahoo.com instead of Eminem@hotmail.com, I'm not going to go, "I e-mailed you at the wrong website," ya know?

So the question is, how does he know about all the assclowns online who bashed Relapse? Paul Rosenberg?

I say we plot Paul's death.

[Trimss]

Get my dick google it until it pops up!

That one was pretty cool, nah?

[Never_Enough]

He probably only uses Spankwire.

Naah, he's old school, he has VCR tapes/DVDs.
"Or the hydrocodone you hide inside your pornos"

He uses the computer just to go here.

[PAINKILLƎR]

It's all an act, Eminem is actually a computer expert and only does this so no one can suspect that he is addicted to the internet and he constantly checks this forum and other websites to see all the shit talking/bad reviews about his music and he enjoys watching the bad reviews because it get his dick harder than arithmetic.

[MikeNUFC]

That second example in the OP always makes me laugh. Sounds like something my Gran would say.

I'm so, so glad Eminem hasn't become computer savvy though. I think I'd kill myself if Eminem ever typed out 'lmao'. Plus the fact, like most celebrities (rappers especially) who use Twitter, you end up getting really irritated by them/passionately hating them.

[UofLCard]

I may be thinking of a different interview, but a years-old thread was bumped a while back on here with an interview from around 1998. Eminem mentions being on the computer in the interview.

EDIT: I found it. http://forum.trshady.com/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=64374

SIMPLESIME: eminem, do you go on the internet at all?

MC Eminem: SIMPLE, yeah when I have time.

[BigBoss]

IMO he was curving "download" and "the whole world" to rhyme together

[Guess_Who]

I wonder if eminem plays like xbox or ps3 since he's a arcade machine gamer ,who knows he might be a diehard xbox or ps3 player lool

I remember when he (or Paul) posted this on his twitter.



I think he said on a interview he doesn't like complicated games, probably he is to old school for XboX and PS3.

[JamaicanPattlez]

I have the feeling he probably knows how to work one better than we think.

[UofLCard]

I have the feeling he probably knows how to work one better than we think.

Read my post above.

[EminemInsider]

He'd know vaguely how to use Twitter. He's personally posted one Tweet before, and Royce always talks about it.

As for recording, I think he mainly sticks to analog mixing boards, but he might know a bit about ProTools.

I don't know Eminem, but judging from his public persona, he doesn't like to change his habits. He does things that were popular in the 1980s and 1990s that nobody else does anymore...like playing Donkey Kong on Nintendo and masturbating to pornography on VCR.

Masturbating to porn on VCR is no longer relevant, maaaan.