What's your idea of romance?

[JamaicanPattlez]

"Baby, I'm sorry! I couldn't control it, I dunno what happened!"

*goes to friend's house*

"LMAO I PULLED IT OFF!"

*dumps her*

HAHAHAHA, if I ever date an annoying ass hole, I'd do this. She wouldn't dare tell anyone and I get the satisfaction of doing that!

"TEACH YOU TO MESS WIT ME BOO"

Thing is, if she did tell anyone, it'd only make you a legend lmao.

"Hey dude... see him?"
"Yeah, what about him?"
"Well... have you heard about him?"
"No... why?"
"Well, legend has it, he fucked his girlfriend... pissed on his girlfriend, then dumped her!"
"Dude no way, I'm gonna do that too!"

[Amaranthine]

And he'd never get another girlfriend again.

[PAINKILLƎR]

And he'd never get another girlfriend again.

Hopefully lol

[Man1x]

Hagaha, I'd no problem telling guys cause that'd make me the shit. Speaking of shit, what if she was licking out your ass hole (some girls are into that, blehhh) and you shit all over her. Like one of those spray shits, lmao! I'd do that if anyone ever tried licking my ass just because.

"Hey baby, can I like your....azz?"
"Do what ya want."
"Ohhh me do hornay."
*pifffffffff*
"What da fuq you ass hole!!!"

[JamaicanPattlez]

Hagaha, I'd no problem telling guys cause that'd make me the shit. Speaking of shit, what if she was licking out your ass hole (some girls are into that, blehhh) and you shit all over her. Like one of those spray shits, lmao! I'd do that if anyone ever tried licking my ass just because.

"Hey baby, can I like your....azz?"
"Do what ya want."
"Ohhh me do hornay."
*pifffffffff*
"What da fuq you ass hole!!!"

Fack Part II tbh.

[Man1x]

Hagaha, I'd no problem telling guys cause that'd make me the shit. Speaking of shit, what if she was licking out your ass hole (some girls are into that, blehhh) and you shit all over her. Like one of those spray shits, lmao! I'd do that if anyone ever tried licking my ass just because.

"Hey baby, can I like your....azz?"
"Do what ya want."
"Ohhh me do hornay."
*pifffffffff*
"What da fuq you ass hole!!!"

Fack Part II tbh.

FACK - inspired by some tru shit.

[JamaicanPattlez]

Hagaha, I'd no problem telling guys cause that'd make me the shit. Speaking of shit, what if she was licking out your ass hole (some girls are into that, blehhh) and you shit all over her. Like one of those spray shits, lmao! I'd do that if anyone ever tried licking my ass just because.

"Hey baby, can I like your....azz?"
"Do what ya want."
"Ohhh me do hornay."
*pifffffffff*
"What da fuq you ass hole!!!"

Fack Part II tbh.

FACK - inspired by some tru shit.

Fack Part II Feat. The Based God.

[SliK]

If it were me I would keep it simple, I think to be "romantic" it has to come off naturally. It is important to be confident. I would probably take her to a small hipster cafe and then a walk to the beach, set up a blanket and then have tea and cupcakes. It's great at sunset, so if ypu can be there for that, that's even better. Something simple that shows effort an though but isn't corny AT ALL. So many people go for romantic and just come off as corny. You're only talking about a date, I assume you're still getting to know her and stuff. It's a little different if you were in a relationship and it was an anniversary or something.

Let us know how it goes.

[Man1x]

Ahhhhhhhh, romance


Take her the forest, slit her throat, dump her in the ocean and on to the next

[JamaicanPattlez]

If it were me I would keep it simple, I think to be "romantic" it has to come off naturally. It is important to be confident. I would probably take her to a small hipster cafe and then a walk to the beach, set up a blanket and then have tea and cupcakes. It's great at sunset, so if ypu can be there for that, that's even better. Something simple that shows effort an though but isn't corny AT ALL. So many people go for romantic and just come off as corny. You're only talking about a date, I assume you're still getting to know her and stuff. It's a little different if you were in a relationship and it was an anniversary or something.

Let us know how it goes.

Yeah, I mean aren't dates MAINLY to get to know the girl? Some dudes go all out... and that's why some girls are spoiled.

Ahhhhhhhh, romance


Take her the forest, slit her throat, dump her in the ocean and on to the next

Hey Em... how's it going?

[Man1x]

If it were me I would keep it simple, I think to be "romantic" it has to come off naturally. It is important to be confident. I would probably take her to a small hipster cafe and then a walk to the beach, set up a blanket and then have tea and cupcakes. It's great at sunset, so if ypu can be there for that, that's even better. Something simple that shows effort an though but isn't corny AT ALL. So many people go for romantic and just come off as corny. You're only talking about a date, I assume you're still getting to know her and stuff. It's a little different if you were in a relationship and it was an anniversary or something.

Let us know how it goes.

Yeah, I mean aren't dates MAINLY to get to know the girl? Some dudes go all out... and that's why some girls are spoiled.

Ahhhhhhhh, romance


Take her the forest, slit her throat, dump her in the ocean and on to the next

Hey Em... how's it going?

Still divorced and single

[JamaicanPattlez]

If it were me I would keep it simple, I think to be "romantic" it has to come off naturally. It is important to be confident. I would probably take her to a small hipster cafe and then a walk to the beach, set up a blanket and then have tea and cupcakes. It's great at sunset, so if ypu can be there for that, that's even better. Something simple that shows effort an though but isn't corny AT ALL. So many people go for romantic and just come off as corny. You're only talking about a date, I assume you're still getting to know her and stuff. It's a little different if you were in a relationship and it was an anniversary or something.

Let us know how it goes.

Yeah, I mean aren't dates MAINLY to get to know the girl? Some dudes go all out... and that's why some girls are spoiled.

Ahhhhhhhh, romance


Take her the forest, slit her throat, dump her in the ocean and on to the next

Hey Em... how's it going?

Still divorced and single

Funny thing is, if you met him, he'd probably say the same thing too.

[Man1x]

Lmao, no - he'd say divorced twice.

[JamaicanPattlez]

Lmao, no - he'd say divorced twice.

From the same woman. Just think about that for a moment, hahaha.

[Man1x]

Lmao, no - he'd say divorced twice.

From the same woman. Just think about that for a moment, hahaha.

I wonder of Marshall and a prenup the second time, lmao probably not