and maybe he did somewhere, and we just haven't heard it...
is the "Fuck You" freestyle. It was such a great premise...obviously inspired by Eminem thinking about the expression, "going postal," in a literal sense. And he's on an absolute roll before wrapping everything up. I wish he could have made it a long one verse story (a la Rabbit Run).
I'm nauseous in this place
I need some office space
The boss is late
I wanna slap the mustache right off his face
I'm ready to [go post]al
I'm [so close] I can almost feel his throat with [no pulse] when I choke him
In 10 seconds I'ma turn into Hulk Hogan
With a cigarette in his mouth he tells me there's no smokin?
I'm sick of this shit, it's ridiculous
All I picture is kickin his [ass] while he's takin his [ash]es and flickin em (kickin his ass/ashes and flick is an inverse)
I'm sick of these stamps, I'm sick of lickin em
Sick of stickin em
I'm sick of lookin at 'em
I'm sick of em!
All right Mr. Mathers, pick 'em up! (kind of think Mr. Mathers is supposed to go with the "kickin his ass/sick of these stamps" stuff, but it's a syllable off)
No YOU pick 'em up!
Bitch, stick em up!
Get against the wall
Senior citizens and all
I can't take this shit no more
Everybody hit the floor
Get the door
Close it and lock it
Put your wallets back in your pockets
I don't want dollars, ain't none of us walkin out of this office
One idea I had: I think it would have been absolutely brilliant if he'd started taunting people around him in the lyrics as he holds everyone at gun point. Just different coworkers who pissed him off, different customers who annoyed him...something along those lines.