Eminem's 40th Birthday

[Eedee]

But when it's all said and done I'll be 40
Before I know it with a 40 on the porch tellin' stories
With a bottle of Jack, two grandkids in my lap
Babysitting for Hailie while Hailie's out gettin' smashed

If Em's next album cover is a picture of him sitting on the porch of his house and the album is story telling.....

That would be enough to blow Royce's mind and give him nightmares, eh?

[infinite2hts]

we're definitely getting album related update or news. The recent promotion by VIBE will be too much for just a interview with shade 45 or something. definitely album update coming. OCTOBER 17th.

[whiteamerica2]

Lol everyone be prepared to get disappointed... I'm not gettin my hopes up

[EminemBase]

Lol everyone be prepared to get disappointed... I'm not gettin my hopes up

[Guess_Who]

I guess there will be an interview for shade 45, but they will announce nothing. Just a few jokes about turning 40 maybe...something funny and that's all.

I can't believe Eminem is about to turn 40 already.

[whiteamerica2]

But when it's all said and done I'll be 40
Before I know it with a 40 on the porch tellin' stories
With a bottle of Jack, two grandkids in my lap
Babysitting for Hailie while Hailie's out gettin' smashed

If Em's next album cover is a picture of him sitting on the porch of his house and the album is story telling.....

That would be enough to blow Royce's mind and give him nightmares, eh?

album title: "Hailies out getting smashed" along with everything else you guys just said that would be so amazingly funny

[Eedee]

^ He should at least mention that on one of the songs. That would be a great way to encompass his entire career.

[UofLCard]

But when it's all said and done I'll be 40
Before I know it with a 40 on the porch tellin' stories
With a bottle of Jack, two grandkids in my lap
Babysitting for Hailie while Hailie's out gettin' smashed

He could call one of his songs 'Tellin' Stories' and sample the line "But when it's all said and done I'll be 40 before I know it with a 40 on the porch tellin' stories". Don't tell me that wouldn't be cool.

On another note, I'm not getting my hope up too high on getting news by his birthday. It won't hurt as much assuming there's no news then.

[kingmathers85]

^Exactly, & Kim with 97 Bonnie & Clyde go into this discussion aswell

[Hopsinshadie]

I dont want to be like this
I dont really want to hurt no feelins
But Im only bein real when I say nobody wants to hear their grandfather rap
Old men have heart attacks
and I dont want to be responsible for that so Put the mic down and walk away You can still have a little bit of dignity

But when it's all said and done I'll be 40
before I know it with a 40 on the porch tellin stories
with a bottle of Jack, two grandkids in my lap
Babysiting for Hailey while Hailey's out gettin smashed

and Moby you can get stomped by Obie, you 36 year old bald headed fag blow me
You don't know me, you're too old let go its over, nobody listens to techno

[Amaranthine]

I think all 7 billion people on the planet know that by now, yes.

I'm merging this with Blu's thread, there's no reason we should have two threads on how ancient Em is.

[Hopsinshadie]

Funny how Eminem is still making an album. Listen to Nail In the Coffin, the line from Drug Ballad where he says it will all be done and he'll be 40 before he knows it while Hailey is getting smacked. Also, now he's 4 years older than Mobe when he called Moby and old 36 year old.

Eminem is now a grandpa. He's not a teenager. He's a middle age old man now. He's old. Grey hairs pretty soon.

[Amaranthine]

Your opinion is fascinating. That's the most novel thing I've ever heard. Congratulations, sir.

[Eedee]

^ Yeah...he's also kinda referenced hanging himself in the bedroom, presumably from the top bunk on "My Mom".

You mean Insane?

Oh fuck my mind is blown. Good Lord, Em...

[Eedee]

^ Yeah...he's also kinda referenced hanging himself in the bedroom, presumably from the top bunk on "My Mom".

You mean Insane?

Yepppp, I was thinking "Insane" too, for fuck's sake.

Fun fact: Back in 2009, I made a thread about that AND made the same fuckin' mistake.

That fact actually was fun.