Hey, Canada...

[SliK]

No, you just think we roll with you.

Those Navy deployments we have in your country? You stupid fucks think we're worried about a bunch of goddamn asian people? Hell no. We're there to kill the men, rape the women, and make slaves of your Koala bears.

Give us the FUCKING Koala bears!

You should be worried about those Asian people because they outnumber us all and I'm pretty sure they are born without souls!

Also, they're not bears. Just Koalas. They're a marsupial.

[SliK]

There was a heaps famous murder trial on Australia where the woman claimed a dingo ate her baby. I think she offed it, but she was eventually acquitted after her initial incarceration.

It was famously referenced in Seinfeld when Elaine said "Maybe a dingo ate your baby!" in a broad Australian accent.

I was gonna say, I remember that from Seinfeld.

You can read about how the girl died if you're interested.

I haven't had Vegemite since I was 4 because both my parents are Scottish (therefor did not grow up around it) and hate it. I remember disliking it though and I hate the smell.

[AbramIsaac]

Would all of you shut the fuck up?

An American is about to tell you what to think.

1) Some kid dying would be sad if it were an American. It wasn't. Therefore, it's only significance is the fact that it was mentioned on an episode of Seinfeld. Dead baby status now classified as funny.

2) Koalas are fucking bears. Not because some scientist, or some fucker with an accent decided it was so, but because I'm a goddamn American and that's what I said. Remember Iraq? Yeah, the dumbest fucking American on Earth said they had weapons of mass destruction. Guess what, his opinion still translates as fact over the rest of you assholes.

3) Fuck Canada. We really deviated from that point, and I want to reiterate the fact that Canada sucks dick.

[B.A.D.]

Australia has like 8 of the top 10 most poisonous animals, or something cool like that

We got:
Funnel webs
Sydney funnel webs
Red backs
Tiger snakes
Inland taipans (snake)
Brown snakes
King browns (bad ass)
Red belly black snakes

But your geese sound pretty cool bro

Don't forget Box Jellyfish... the most bad ass bitch on this planet

[AbramIsaac]

Yeah, we get it.

God hates you fuckers too.

[CanadaPure]

Would all of you shut the fuck up?

An American is about to tell you what to think.

1) Some kid dying would be sad if it were an American. It wasn't. Therefore, it's only significance is the fact that it was mentioned on an episode of Seinfeld. Dead baby status now classified as funny.

2) Koalas are fucking bears. Not because some scientist, or some fucker with an accent decided it was so, but because I'm a goddamn American and that's what I said. Remember Iraq? Yeah, the dumbest fucking American on Earth said they had weapons of mass destruction. Guess what, his opinion still translates as fact over the rest of you assholes.

3) Fuck Canada. We really deviated from that point, and I want to reiterate the fact that Canada sucks dick.

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My first love was Canadian
As is my current : D

[AbramIsaac]

My first love was Canadian
As is my current : D

I'm sorry to tell you this, but you were participating in bestiality, as Canadians aren't actually people.

[CanadaPure]

My first love was Canadian
As is my current : D

I'm sorry to tell you this, but you were participating in bestiality, as Canadians aren't actually people.

That's right. We're all Big-Foots. You know what they say about big feet.

[AbramIsaac]

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[SliK]

Australia has like 8 of the top 10 most poisonous animals, or something cool like that

We got:
Funnel webs
Sydney funnel webs
Red backs
Tiger snakes
Inland taipans (snake)
Brown snakes
King browns (bad ass)
Red belly black snakes

But your geese sound pretty cool bro

Don't forget Box Jellyfish... the most bad ass bitch on this planet

Oh yeah our oceans are fucking bad ass. We got blue ring octopus too. Then the bluebottles that just hurt like shit haha.

And the sharks. Lol, there are a lot of sharks.

[AbramIsaac]

You Aussie fucks are really starting to make me horny.

...

Mad. I meant mad.

[MikeNUFC]

Not having lots of deadly animals >>> having lots of deadly animals.

[SliK]

I am kind of seeing an American girl. She is gorgeous, I'm visiting her this Friday... Should be good
She's a sorority girl and everything, I'm really excited.