Hey, Canada...

[CanadaPure]

New game, guess the previous identity of CanadaPure

This is my only account of all time. I promise <3

[AbramIsaac]

New game, guess the previous identity of CanadaPure

Why would he choose to be Canadian though?

That's the only part I can't conceive.

[CanadaPure]

I don't know who y'all think I am, but I've had this (my only TR account) for over a year.

[AbramIsaac]

I've already checked you out, everything seems legit.

But if I find out you're someone else...and you're PRETENDING to be Canadian? I will rape your fucking father.

[classthe_king]

Nevermind, I automatically read that as Oct 14, 2012.

That means you're probably legit.

[CanadaPure]

I've already checked you out, everything seems legit.

But if I find out you're someone else...and you're PRETENDING to be Canadian? I will rape your fucking father.

Jokes on you, my Dad would like that! Ha-ha! Sucker.

Who did he think I was though? Out of curiosity.

[AbramIsaac]

For your sake, that better be the case.

If it's not, class will come to Canada and fuck your mother. She'll fall in love with him too, he's hung like a goddamn horse. Then, he'll convince her to leave your father. "No", she'll say. "I've been with him for so long, and what about the kids? What about my little CanadaPure?". To which class will reply "Fuck those assholes. I've got a big dick and a million AMERICAN dollars. Fuck the exchange rate, Benjamins, bitch. I love you.".

Then he'll skip town, and never call her again.

And he'll lie, and say she has crabs. Why? Because he's class the motherfucking king.

[CanadaPure]

For your sake, that better be the case.

If it's not, class will come to Canada and fuck your mother. She'll fall in love with him too, he's hung like a goddamn horse. Then, he'll convince her to leave your father. "No", she'll say. "I've been with him for so long, and what about the kids? What about my little CanadaPure?". To which class will reply "Fuck those assholes. I've got a big dick and a million AMERICAN dollars. Fuck the exchange rate, Benjamins, bitch. I love you.".

Then he'll skip town, and never call her again.

And he'll lie, and say she has crabs. Why? Because he's class the motherfucking king.

My parents are divorced so:

[AbramIsaac]

That's because class fucked your mom already.

His dick travels through time to mess lives up. The only question is this: what did you do to deserve it?

[CanadaPure]

That's because class fucked your mom already.

His dick travels through time to mess lives up. The only question is this: what did you do to deserve it?

Wanked into his cereal tbh

[AbramIsaac]

[CanadaPure]

Oh no... He swallowed.

[12characters]

I feel like this thread wouldn't be complete without...

[12characters]

Gets me every time

[CanadaPure]

Dayum Canada is well hung...




Get in the Vanada.