The Day The Earth Stopped Masturbating!!!

[Rollimeo]

damn that shit is great

[JuNiPER]

Gonna be hard to end the sex with out the man squirting out onto the women's face at the end.

[Alex2012]

I love how girls pretend like they don't strum their clits when they're alone. And act like masturbating is just a guys' thing.

For real though, most girls do it a lot less than most guys.

But most girls still do it.

haha they exagerrated a lot but that was the funny thing and it's guys who wrote that story

of course girls do it lol, but don't think they sill do when they live with their boyfriend.

Ending was fucking hilarious

i wonder how they kept to be serious

[Fleka]

I blame the women.

[the real slim shady]

I blame the women.

blame the women for not handing out blowjobs like candy on halloween.

[Fleka]

Exactly.