What lines make you bust out laughing?

[EmTV]

For me, it's these few lines from "I'm Shady":

I like happy things, I'm really calm and peaceful.
I like birds, bees, I like people,
I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful.
Like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in preschool!

[UofLCard]

"I'm the real macaroni, you cheesy bitch" made me laugh the first time I heard it.

[PAINKILLƎR]

If shady said it, Shady meant it, I stay demented
I'll throw a stroller at you, with a baby in it

and also some of his Christopher Reeves lines make me chuckle a bit

With the Christopher Reeves beef, we started out on the wrong foot
Or should I say fake leg made out of wood

Marshall, I just love you boy, I care about your well-being
NO, dad! I said NO! I don't need no help peeing
I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself, see
I only get naked when the babysitter tells me
She showed me her a movie like "Nightmare on Elm Street
But it was X, and they called it "Pubic Hair on Chelsea"
Well, this is called 'Ass Rape' and we're shooting the jail scene

^This whole verse is funny but the bold area had me laughing til it hurt because Em uses like a little kid voice it's hilarious.

Shady, what are you doin' chewin' on a human?

This one makes me laugh hard, picturing this in your head is even more hilarious

[Bugs]

It's not a funny line. But this is the fucking sickest.


Warning this shit's gon be rated R restricted
You see this bullet hole in my neck? It's self inflicted
Doctor slapped my momma "Bitch you got a sick kid"
Arrested molested myself and got convicted
Wearing visors sunglasses and disguises
Cause my split personality is having an identity crisis
I'm Dr. Hyde and Mr. Jekyl
Disrespectful
Hearing voices in my head while these whispers echo
"Murder Murder Redrum"
Brain size of a bread crumb
Which drug will I end up dead from

[Kill You]

In the bed with two braindead lesbian vegetables
I bet you they've become heterosexuals
Nothing will stop me from molesting you,
Titty fucking you till your breast nipple flesh tickles my testicles


Gets me every fucking time.

Butt police made me laugh tbh.

[cheeseburger]

If shady said it, Shady meant it, I stay demented
I'll throw a stroller at you, with a baby in it

and also some of his Christopher Reeves lines make me chuckle a bit

With the Christopher Reeves beef, we started out on the wrong foot
Or should I say fake leg made out of wood

Marshall, I just love you boy, I care about your well-being
NO, dad! I said NO! I don't need no help peeing
I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself, see
I only get naked when the babysitter tells me
She showed me her a movie like "Nightmare on Elm Street
But it was X, and they called it "Pubic Hair on Chelsea"
Well, this is called 'Ass Rape' and we're shooting the jail scene

^This whole verse is funny but the bold area had me laughing til it hurt because Em uses like a little kid voice it's hilarious.

Shady, what are you doin' chewin' on a human?

This one makes me laugh hard, picturing this in your head is even more hilarious

I want you to feel me like my stepfather felt me (disgusting old man sound) loool


The "chewin on a human" line is my absolute favorite

[EminemBase]

I love the 'twat line' on "Loud Noises".

Also makes me laugh when he's OTT misogynistic like when he says "slut bitch cunt" all in a row on "Untitled"

But his truly funny shit to me is his spite aka...

"If I could only use this power for good, I wouldn't. Not even if I could."

[SliK]

"Slut bitch cunt" is from the warning, "slut cunt whore" is from untitled

[EminemBase]

"Slut bitch cunt" is from the warning, "slut cunt whore" is from untitled

Oh yeah. Both fucking funny

'cunt whore' rhyming with 'run boy' is pretty nice too, he still bends phrases naturally sometimes.

[Fleka]

My rap style's warped, I'm runnin out the morgue
witcha dead grandmother's corpse to throw it on your porch

[EmTV]

Pretty much the entire second verse from "I'm Shady" gets me:

"I try to keep it positive and play it cool.
Shoot up the playground and tell the kids to stay in school, (Stay in school!)
Cause I'm the one they can relate to and look up to better.
Tonight I think I'll write my biggest fan a fuck you letter!

[Trimss]

"I'll throw a stroller at you, with a baby in it!"

"I hate my life, that's why I degrade my wife..
Grabbed a paper plate to make and sandwich and just ate the knife"

[Ku53v]

The slut gave me a truck when I turned sixteen
I went to start it and it screamed: "please fix me"

[Coulter]

I ain't seen shit like that since I went to Mike Jack's,
Took the Elephant Man's skull, fucked it, and put it right back!
Handed my dick to Bubbles while he sucked it and licked my nut-sack!
Gave him a reach-around while I fucked him right in his butt-crack!
Nah, I ain't taking it back, faggot, fuck that!

The whole 'fucking Bubbles' thing made me laugh my ass off for a good minute or so. I still laugh at it today.

Don't go touching that can, man, you don't wanna open up that!
Wait a min..! Ah, shit... Alchemist, cut that!

^ The timing of that fake 'fuck-up' was hilarious when I first heard it.

[EminemBase]

His hilarious voice acting on Kim and My Fault makes me laugh...Kim and Susan's hysterical, whiny voices = black comedy at its finest.

Yeah and when he does the psychotic "THAT WAS FUNNY WASN'T IT !!?", that's pretty fucking dark and funny. At his best, Em really did / does / can have an astute grasp of comedy in its darkest forms, he can be really funny or just really encapsulate twisted humour so well. But not just aimlessly, there's real personality and a comedic mind behind it.