What lines make you bust out laughing?

[Bugs]

Wattup Miss. Bitch
(Yo what's up with the ring, you married?)
Shit, I'm still mingling, bitch
I just wanted a ring, this is the only finger that fit
Wattup with you, you married?
(Naww, I'm divorced)
Of course you are, you little fuckin' trailer park whore
(Trailer? I don't live in no trailer. I live in a mobilization unit, for your information)
Bitch, I got a dick, wanna fuck?
Hold still, so i don't use birth control pills slut
Fuck, pump so much cum in your stomach that when I pull out
A years and a half old body, deranged baby fall out
And I ain't stayin to pay no child support

What is that from?

[PAINKILLƎR]

Wattup Miss. Bitch
(Yo what's up with the ring, you married?)
Shit, I'm still mingling, bitch
I just wanted a ring, this is the only finger that fit
Wattup with you, you married?
(Naww, I'm divorced)
Of course you are, you little fuckin' trailer park whore
(Trailer? I don't live in no trailer. I live in a mobilization unit, for your information)
Bitch, I got a dick, wanna fuck?
Hold still, so i don't use birth control pills slut
Fuck, pump so much cum in your stomach that when I pull out
A years and a half old body, deranged baby fall out
And I ain't stayin to pay no child support

What is that from?

"She's The One" I think... with Royce

[Solace]

And Angelina Jolie is just another hoe,
And Brad is a sucker because once I fuck her,
She wants to go to Somalia to adopt another baby,
You know what I say? No

Bolded part is what made me laugh

Honestly, GOAT has so many lines that made me laugh when I first heard it.

[Coulter]

I'm wanted for theft and robbery,
And probably smack a bitch up in the lobby, G,
'Cause she don't want none of me.

I'm picturing him in a police station and them asking him why he hit the woman and the old school Eminem just saying "Ayyo, she ain't want none of me."

Ya'll don't get my point, I'm from Detroit,
Smoking fake grass like a joint,
That's the worst, simplest rhyme I ever said in my life,
But at the end of the night, I'll still be fucking your wife!

You can't drop rhymes nonstop like this.
I might twist, my friggin' dick up in your ear,
Rappers always wanna stand clear.

Every time, the illest MC of our time!
I rhymed time and time twice, but I'm nice,
With this mic device, that I slice, right through your Adam's apple!
I had a Snapple, and a motherfriggin' syringe!
Up in the bathroom, I shouldn't have, but yo, I boinked!

The fact that it was off the top of his head, and he fucked up a couple rhymes, this shit was hilarious.

[UofLCard]

Oh shit, that's not a E, that's an A!
This dude wants to leave me a massage, he's gay!"

That's another good one.

[EmTV]

Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube, Ew, Ew, Ew, EW!

[cheeseburger]

Shes distracted by my reflectors
Man I can tell this chicks attracted
My wheels SPOKE TO HER

[kkaniff]

'like its my fault his name rhymes with so many different words, jeez' dude actually managed to sound petulant.

[LK5]

My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high
The only problem was my English teacher was a guy
I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler
and stapled his nuts to a stack of paper (Owwwwwwww!)

How you gonna breast feed me Mom?
You ain't got not tits!

If I had one wish
I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss