@Menzo: We've got...

[AbramIsaac]

You know what you did.

[AbramIsaac]

Me take it to the internet? You fucked my mom, man.

Not cool.

[AbramIsaac]

No...it was anal, I guess he didn't see a need.

[AbramIsaac]

Yeah, but unlike you, I didn't post that shit on xvideos.com!

Just think of how you would have felt if you would have seen me giving your dad a reach around or some shit when you were going to rub one out before ballet class.

I was barely able to get a nut off.

[AbramIsaac]

Ok, one, your dad was getting a reach around because I'm a GIVING lover. I GAVE him a dick in the ass, I GAVE him a reach around, and I GAVE him herpes. Out of the goodness of my fucking heart, and never asked for anything in return, but for him to clean off my bloody dick afterwards with your pillow case.

Two, she was squealing because you kept choking her, and also because she's retarded.

[BigBoss]

Inb4faggots

[AbramIsaac]

Inb4faggots

That went out the window as soon as you entered the thread, bitch.

[BigBoss]

Inb4faggots

That went out the window as soon as you entered the thread, bitch.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

[AbramIsaac]

I saw Navy, and then...

[Ku53v]

I was barely able to get a nut off.

*dead*

[12characters]

Abram has the best responses ever.

[PAINKILLƎR]

There should be threads like this all the time.

[Block]

This entire thread becomes irrelevant until this question is answered:


AI, did you give his dad a courtesy spit?


If you went dry bone, Menzo has every right to be pissed.

[Block]

@BigBoss
Who was that? I can't remember.

It's an extremely old c&p from 4chan.. Not funny. :/

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