Christmas Story Time: This is REAL Shit

[CanadaPure]

So I was just masturbating, thinking of SajN and InsaneTRex94 getting pegged by Jennifer Aniston and Geno at the same time while Jennifer Carpenter gave me rough oral. Then I hear footsteps on the roof.

"Goddamn it's those fucking raccoons again" I thought to myself. I was already hard, so I went outside to see if any of the 'coons were interested in rough anal. I get up on the roof and who do I see? Santa Clause. Mother fuckin' Santa.

Santa saw that I was naked, and proceeded to undress himself. "No Santa, I'm not into faggot shit". That didn't stop him though. Santa kept undressing. Then, as he removed his underwear, he uncovered his biggest secret.

Santa, was Santette. He had a wonderful rack, a slim body, and a vagina as tight as a raccoons butthole. Santette took my engorged cock and stuffed it right in her raccoon butthole pussy.

Just as we were about to finish, I pulled out and went to the edge of the roof and busted my nut over the side. "What are you doing?" said Santette. "Everyone dreams of a white Christmas!," I yelled "I'm making dreams cum true!"

And that's how I saved Christmas. Merry Christmas TRShady community, you're all mainly a bunch of faggots, but I love each and every single one of you.

Hail Satan.

[Solace]

Hail Satan.

[CanadaPure]

Lmao this is classic

I have to say Geno, I love you. The image of you pegging SajN made Jennifer Carpenter cum five times in a row.

Hail Satan.

[Fleka]

It`s like creative but forced.

[Eedee]

Member of the Year.

[J.R.]

eh

[CanadaPure]

eh

Don't worry I still love you. You cannot ignore my love.

[the real slim shady]

i didnt want to but i found it funny so for you

[PAINKILLƎR]

Member of the Year.

[CanadaPure]

i didnt want to but i found it funny so for you

<3 I love you too.

[the real slim shady]

and your sig and avy are hilarious too i wonder if Macdaddy will actually take time away from masturbating in the mirror to comment on it

[CanadaPure]

and your sig and avy are hilarious too i wonder if Macdaddy will actually take time away from masturbating in the mirror to comment on it

He already did. He liked it, as I expected from a little cumfart such as himself.

[CanadaPure]

You guys are making me prematurely ejaculate *blush*