All right children, gather around. You know that your uncle CP be on some silly shit, but this story is real as that PB an J I ate this morning.
So one night, I'm drunk. I always have yellow Gatorade in my fridge for my hangover fun time in the morning. So anyway, I get home and go to bed. I wake up and I swear I'm going to piss myself (still drunk), so I dump out the gatorade into my garbage can and piss in the bottle. Being the genius I am I put it back in the fridge.
I wake up in the morning and not thinking I take a big swig of my piss in the gatorade.
Tasted horrible.