Upcoming Drug Test - Need opinion

[TonyTilt]

Okay guys, so I got charged with possession of marijuana back in November.. So I quit smoking the first of the year and had my first class last night towards my diversion. I didn't smoke for 22 days but last night I hit a bong ONE time and I have 20 days until my next drug test. Do you guys think I'll be cool? or should I try to reschedule some how? And please don't tell me I'm stupid for doing that, I live on the edge idk what to say! Thanks

P.S. Its a pee test

[Solace]

PM AbramIsaac lmfao.

[classthe_king]

And please don't tell me I'm stupid for doing that, I live on the edge

[AbramIsaac]

^lol

Anyway man, you'll probably be fine with just one hit after 20 days. I mean, it's kind of risky, but usually the whole 30 day rule only applies to people smoking semi-regularly. Since we're talking about a cup test, you could probably get away with diluting if you're extremely worried about it, but if you do make sure that you take some B12 to darken the color of your urine so as not to arouse suspicion.

You run the risk of having them send it to the lab if they think you're over-hydrating to dilute your urine though, so that could go either way. The best thing you could do is get a little NIDA-5 strip test (or a THC single strip test, they sell them at head shops) and test yourself the week prior. That way, you'll know whether or not you need to worry.

Also, the first piss you take is your "dirtiest", generally speaking. So if you can get one out before you take your test, you also increase your likelihood of not failing by just a tiny margin. Since you've smoke such a tiny amount, it couldn't hurt to take the precaution.

[SliK]

Depends on how much fat you have too, as THC binds to fat cells. I would honestly recommend heavy exercise and lots of water during those 20 days leading up to your test.

What AI said about peeing before and is good advice. When you take STI tests they tell you to submit your first piss of the day because it has been in your system for longest.

[TonyTilt]

^lol

Anyway man, you'll probably be fine with just one hit after 20 days. I mean, it's kind of risky, but usually the whole 30 day rule only applies to people smoking semi-regularly. Since we're talking about a cup test, you could probably get away with diluting if you're extremely worried about it, but if you do make sure that you take some B12 to darken the color of your urine so as not to arouse suspicion.

You run the risk of having them send it to the lab if they think you're over-hydrating to dilute your urine though, so that could go either way. The best thing you could do is get a little NIDA-5 strip test (or a THC single strip test, they sell them at head shops) and test yourself the week prior. That way, you'll know whether or not you need to worry.

Also, the first piss you take is your "dirtiest", generally speaking. So if you can get one out before you take your test, you also increase your likelihood of not failing by just a tiny margin. Since you've smoke such a tiny amount, it couldn't hurt to take the precaution.

Thank you and yeah, I plan on getting a test in like 2 weeks!

[TonyTilt]

Can I ask how much u were caught with?

A fucking ounce, it was the stupidest situation..

[Epidemik]

There are drinks you can get that can help pass a drug test.. im skeptical about how well they work.. I tried "Absolute Detox" and it didn't work.

I'm not sure the circumstances there, but when I had my drug test, i was allowed a certain amount of thc in my urine.. I think it was 25ng per ml of urine or some shit.. anyway I failed. I had tested for 80ng or something..
when the doctor called me, he told me told me i tested positive for thc and asked when the last time i smoked was. I lied and told him it was 2 weeks prior when it was in fact 2 days prior to my test.. I asked if i failed by a lot and he told me that he couldn't say, but that he'd seen tests as high as 2000ng per ml of urine.. so im sure i barely failed. I should have lied and told him that my roommates were chronic pot smokers and i hadn't smoked any.. he may have let it slide. That could work for you, although it may be a zero tolerance in your current situation.

the detox drink may have helped, but they aren't 100% thats for sure as i still failed.

They usually make you pee mid stream. so you'll have to start peeing in the toilet, then mid stream pee in a cup, then finish with the toilet again.. that will give them the most accurate results.
Diluting works, but as someone else said, sometimes they check for that.
I did that on top of my detox drink and i still failed though..
I also took vitamin b12 and my urine looked an unnatural neon yellow. but they didnt question that.
They may also look for this as well, as they asked me if i was taking any medications or vitamin pills prior to my test. i lied and said no.

I've heard cranberry juice is good to drink as it will help your body naturally detox.

BUT

the only 100% effective way to pass a drug test (besides not smoking) is this thing called "The Whizzinator"
you can buy them online http://www.detoxforless.com/urine-test- ... penis.aspx
it looks like a fake penis, that way if they actually watch you pee it looks legit. they even come in different skin colours haha.

unfortunately I didn't have time to purchase mine as I only had 2 days to prepare for my drug test.
seeing that you have longer, and you're unsure if you will pass, it might be a good idea to invest in it.
I believe it comes with a heating pad and everything that way your urine will be the right temperature, as they will look for that as well.

[TonyTilt]

Ehh I'm not going to buy a fake penis partially because these damn court fees fucked me!!!! I'm working out crazy harder than normal and literally am only drinking water the next 20 days, I'm also going to buy a drug test like a week - 5 days before.... ahh

[Epidemik]

drink cranberry juice. the actual juice. not the concentrate bullshit.
and drink LOADS of water the day leading up to your test.
and if you can afford it, research a good detox drink. and follow the instructions EXACTLY as it says.

good luck though.

[flyingmonkey10]

drink cranberry juice. the actual juice. not the concentrate bullshit.
and drink LOADS of water the day leading up to your test.
and if you can afford it, research a good detox drink. and follow the instructions EXACTLY as it says.

good luck though.

what this nigga said here, load's of water
green tea, some of that good shit ma nigga, hit up them vitamins and strawberries and shit ma nigga

i read how excersize helps too
i'm pretty sure you'll pass, no need to panic

[BigBoss]

And please don't tell me I'm stupid for doing that, I live on the edge

Lel

[Chet Starr]

I can legally carry a ounce, god bless Washington

Your be safe

[TonyTilt]

Thanks everybody for the confidence boosters! haha

[UofLCard]

I just don't have sympathy for people who fail drug tests.