My dearest bretheren, I am humbly apologetic for my latest actions. Please find it in your hearts to forgive me for misplacing your trust. I am truly sorry for leaving you without a leader for such an extended period of time. I trust that in my absence many lulz were had at the expense of lesser beings. I cannot begin to describe the joy that overtakes my soul when picturing your vile, degrading comments toward those deemed inferior.
I will leave you with this as a sentiment of my undying love and devotion to each and every one of you:
