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This Is Real Shit, Know What I'm Sayin'?

Postby CanadaPure » Jan 23rd, '13, 02:10

All right children, gather around. You know that your uncle CP be on some silly shit, but this story is real as that PB an J I ate this morning.

So one night, I'm drunk. I always have yellow Gatorade in my fridge for my hangover fun time in the morning. So anyway, I get home and go to bed. I wake up and I swear I'm going to piss myself (still drunk), so I dump out the gatorade into my garbage can and piss in the bottle. Being the genius I am I put it back in the fridge.

I wake up in the morning and not thinking I take a big swig of my piss in the gatorade.

Tasted horrible.
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Re: This Is Real Shit, Know What I'm Sayin'?

Postby CanadaPure » Jan 23rd, '13, 02:15

Hage wrote:shouldve saved it for a golden shower party


Nah. I'm more into being shit on and swimming in afterbirth.
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Postby JUMPDMC » Jan 23rd, '13, 02:16

I'm pretty sure this was how Molson Canadian Beer was created.
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Re: This Is Real Shit, Know What I'm Sayin'?

Postby CanadaPure » Jan 23rd, '13, 02:17

JUMPDMC wrote:I'm pretty sure this was how Molson Canadian Beer was created.


I'm the Molson Canadian Factory for my district.
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Re: This Is Real Shit, Know What I'm Sayin'?

Postby PAINKILLƎR » Jan 23rd, '13, 02:46

Yummy.
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Re: This Is Real Shit, Know What I'm Sayin'?

Postby ImANoob » Jan 23rd, '13, 02:47

i think if it was a little less salty it would be enjoyable
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Re: This Is Real Shit, Know What I'm Sayin'?

Postby CanadaPure » Jan 23rd, '13, 07:41

Geno wrote:Kid probably enjoyed it


IM NOT A KID GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU SUCK MORE DICKS THAN REBECCA LINEARS AND LELA STAR COMBINED.

Jk Geno I luv ur face u no.
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Re: This Is Real Shit, Know What I'm Sayin'?

Postby gutawafang » Jan 23rd, '13, 08:23

probably tasted sweet
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Re: This Is Real Shit, Know What I'm Sayin'?

Postby Eedee » Jan 24th, '13, 07:18

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Re: This Is Real Shit, Know What I'm Sayin'?

Postby TonyTilt » Jan 24th, '13, 07:51

Eedee wrote:Image


hahahahahahah
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Re: This Is Real Shit, Know What I'm Sayin'?

Postby the real slim shady » Jan 25th, '13, 08:50

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Re: This Is Real Shit, Know What I'm Sayin'?

Postby AbramIsaac » Jan 25th, '13, 09:41

^Really?

It was pretty funny, you missed out.
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Re: This Is Real Shit, Know What I'm Sayin'?

Postby the real slim shady » Jan 25th, '13, 14:59

Read it after i posted that, it was alright. 6/10 maybe.
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