Floppy-Ass Titties

[CanadaPure]

I hate when people (I'm looking at you, philosophy professor) who have floppy-ass titties, and they don'ts secure those bad-boys down with a bra. They (philosophy professors) walk around the lecture hall with these big floppy-ass titties, looking like a plastic back with half a cup of jello just hanging out in the bottom, and it's distracting as fuck.

I'm sitting there like, damn it's like a fried egg on a nail. You kinda want to smack them around to see what happens (see figure. 1), but at the same time you wonder if they're really just like bags of skin. Nahimean?

Figure. 1:


So ladies, if you have some floppy titties strap 'em down! I'll still play with them, I just don't want to see them swinging around like dog poop in one of those poop bags the parks leave out for you to take.

[CanadaPure]

She looks like my philosophy prof tbh. Worst elective choice in my life.

[PAINKILLƎR]

lmao word. My biology teacher in high school had them floppy-ass titties

[CanadaPure]

lmao word. My biology teacher in high school had them floppy-ass titties

Did you ever get to... smack 'em around a bit maybe? Did you milk her? Did you milk the milf? You stud. Did she scream "YES CALL ME A COW, I WILL MOO FOR YOU PAIN! MOOOOOOOO".

[PAINKILLƎR]

lmao word. My biology teacher in high school had them floppy-ass titties

Did you ever get to... smack 'em around a bit maybe? Did you milk her? Did you milk the milf? You stud. Did she scream "YES CALL ME A COW, I WILL MOO FOR YOU PAIN! MOOOOOOOO".

I was gonna till she put a strap-on and told me to get on all fours, so I clocked her then took her body to the janitors closet where I raw dog'd her till she bled...

[CanadaPure]

Brb calling the cops on pain

[PAINKILLƎR]

I thought you was my friend I did it in self-defense just so you know no I didn't

[CanadaPure]

I thought you was my friend I did it in self-defense just so you know no I didn't

We're friends, but I want the reward for turning you in. Disregard friendships, acquire currency.

[PAINKILLƎR]

I thought you was my friend I did it in self-defense just so you know no I didn't

Disregard friendships, acquire currency.

Although that's fucked up and I would probably never do that to my friends... motherfucking word.

[AbramIsaac]

I thought you was my friend I did it in self-defense just so you know no I didn't

We're friends, but I want the reward for turning you in. Disregard friendships, acquire currency.

That's like the 69th rule of acquisition man.

[Kill You]

I agree it's pretty annoying. I love titties and all but huge ass floppy ones can fuck off.