I just pissed out over 15 oz of urine

[PAINKILLƎR]

stick your dick into some peanut butter

[CanadaPure]

I piss honda accords.

[PAINKILLƎR]

stick your dick into some peanut butter

This looks like a job for CP.

Hey, by the way, did you know I made CP cut his dickhole so that his dick will open up to accept mine? It's like a pussy and a dick at the same time!

wow you're so innovative, well done. must be the greatest form of intercourse known in mankind.

[PAINKILLƎR]

This looks like a job for CP.

Hey, by the way, did you know I made CP cut his dickhole so that his dick will open up to accept mine? It's like a pussy and a dick at the same time!

wow you're so innovative, well done. must be the greatest form of intercourse known in mankind.

I see what you did there.

[Atone]

i once pissed in a soda bottle, threw it out my window, about 2 months later a friend was mowing the yard, ran over the bottle, 2 month old piss went all over him, i laughed for hours

[CanadaPure]

I pissed in a bottle and put it in my freezer once.

[PAINKILLƎR]

I once took a piss with no hands and it was the biggest mistake ever, that shit swung back n forth like a firefighting water hose. I got piss all over the place.

[CanadaPure]

Guys I just farted and I think I shit a little bit

[Elision]

once held my blatter between airports for over a day while flying across the country due to the planes bathroom being occupied nearly the whole flight, and I hadn't gone prior to that flight. by the time i got to a bathroom i thought i had injured myself because it hurt so bad. i couldn't stand straight for a few hours