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Going price for an average soul?

Postby AbramIsaac » Feb 8th, '13, 05:23

Just wondering...

Say I wanted to buy your soul. You know, whether your believe in that shit or not. What's your lowest price?

In currency, of course. I don't have any magical powers.
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Re: Going price for an average soul?

Postby PAINKILLƎR » Feb 8th, '13, 05:24

I probably take a grand.
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Re: Going price for an average soul?

Postby Blu » Feb 8th, '13, 05:26

One billion US dollars.
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Re: Going price for an average soul?

Postby AbramIsaac » Feb 8th, '13, 05:27

Blu wrote:One billion US dollars.

There's no way I'd be able to flip that dirty soul of yours for a profit.
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Re: Going price for an average soul?

Postby AbramIsaac » Feb 8th, '13, 05:29

bigray wrote:As long as you make good use of my soul...u can have me for $350 cash.

That's a nice, realistic price.
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Re: Going price for an average soul?

Postby Blu » Feb 8th, '13, 05:30

Who actually believes in this type of stuff?

I used to.
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Re: Going price for an average soul?

Postby AbramIsaac » Feb 8th, '13, 05:32

Well, I suppose if you agree to the terms, it doesn't really matter.

I'm just saying, if I could buy up a bunch of souls at wholesale price, I'm sure I could flip them to some Satanists or something.
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Re: Going price for an average soul?

Postby PAINKILLƎR » Feb 8th, '13, 05:34

Acknowledge my offer Abram.
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Re: Going price for an average soul?

Postby AbramIsaac » Feb 8th, '13, 05:35

LOL I was going to but Blu replied.

A stack for your soul? I don't know man...unless you're planning on becoming a preacher or something, I'm not sure if that will be a fair price. Not an economical one, anyway.
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Re: Going price for an average soul?

Postby Blu » Feb 8th, '13, 05:35

AbramIsaac wrote:Well, I suppose if you agree to the terms, it doesn't really matter.

I'm just saying, if I could buy up a bunch of souls at wholesale price, I'm sure I could flip them to some Satanists or something.

But how do you "buy a soul"?
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Re: Going price for an average soul?

Postby AbramIsaac » Feb 8th, '13, 05:38

Well, I'm sure you'd just have to write up a contract.

It may not be a physical product, but the contract could still be enough for someone to throw some money at you for it, and do some creepy shit to soul that you flipped.

I could be a soul broker.

edit: @bigray, yes, there are a couple I believe.
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Re: Going price for an average soul?

Postby AbramIsaac » Feb 8th, '13, 05:45

lmao right? Sometimes I want some taco bell so bad I'd just about summon a demon.
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Re: Going price for an average soul?

Postby Solace » Feb 8th, '13, 05:51

What do I lose along with my soul if I sold it to you? Any abilities? Could you damn my soul to hell? Etc.
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Re: Going price for an average soul?

Postby AbramIsaac » Feb 8th, '13, 05:58

You know, I'm not really sure.

My thought would be resale. I don't THINK I could damn your soul to hell, but I have no idea what would happen to the people I'd sell the soul to.
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