Beat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e88LJfIYreA
LoF: viewtopic.php?f=24&t=154297&start=15#p2121145
[Intro]
Yo... This is my attempt to get... A #2 club hit...
[Verse]
My assumption is that most likely I am drunk again,
Saw these pretty cunts and then all five begun to spin,
Lets debunk the myths, I never let a woman piss on me,
I need you to listen see, because I dont want kids homie
Thats how kids are made, but I still took her shit grenade,
Yeah, I fist her A-nus, right when that damn bitch reneged,
She went to lift her legs, and she covered my hand in shit,
Before I could abandon ship, she went and brandished it,
In her brand of dip, now I dont wanna lick in her taco,
I'mma piss in her auto, no wait, I'll shit in her Tahoe,
Then rip out her jaw-bone, I forgot I had a fecal fetish,
See so friends if I'm gonna get shit on by a seagull, let it
Scat porn equals lettuce, by lettuce I probably mean cash,
Being as I'm no proctologist but I've probably seen ass,
I like clean ass, I like mean ass and shit from the trunk,
Licking a lump of the shit, I shouldn't spit when I'm drunk,
I'm sorry I'm drunk. I'm love you guys

Jesus Christ, this is how I hit 1000 posts. Smh.