Hey guys, it's been a while since the last time I posted a Fiasco Classics issues and it's unfortunate that this new one won't be complete. BIG M (now LIL M) hasn't returned to my PM regarding his interview and I can't wait for him anymore which means that you'll only get Spyder's thoughts. Other than that, I don't feel like writing about Far Cry 3 or O.C.'s album so I hope you won't mind it. I'll try to have a full issue real soon, that will be more relevant, so look out for the cover. Salute!
Geno Gets Promoted
OK so, the cover is outdated given that I’m writing this much later so instead of talking about how Geno became administrator I’ll use this opportunity to salute all the admins and mods. Certainly, they can get a bit strict and they shouldn’t give that much of a fuck about TR but at the end of the day they’re doing their job with excellence. I don’t have any obligations on this forum, I’m just posting Fiasco Projects out of enjoyment, but even then I get lazy and lose focus at times. However, these guys, who could’ve quit their TR job a long time ago, are still putting in effort and make sure that everything is in the right position. That’s a feat that needs be acknowledged and this is my way of showing appreciation.
Become Cooler
Girls are a wonderful thing (and I mean that in a completely one-dick-to-fuck-‘em-all way). However, approaching girls can be a real problem so what follows are some tips that can help you the next time you wish to do your thing. Tip number one: don’t let a girl overpower you just because she’s hot. Because think about it, having great looks just means that she had luck with the genes, having a great personality however, is a whole other thing so don’t lower your value just because you think she’s out of your league. In fact, chances are that you are out of her league and that leads us to tip number two: make her want you and not the other way around.
The key is to present yourself as a person who isn’t interested in her but you should also show her that you’re valuable. You should hit on a girl only after she’s hit on you. This also gets rid of the akward part of approaching and waiting for immediate feedback or something. If you approach in a completely casual way, meaning she won’t think that you’re hitting on her, you can start off a normal conversation in which you will indirectly show her that you’re the shit, and if you do it right, she’ll start hitting on you.
Also, when you approach a girl don’t put the pressure on yourself as in – I’m going to try this and it’s either a win or a loss. Just go in there and try to keep up a conversation for as long as you can. If it ends in 30 seconds then so be it. The more you “practice” the more you’ll be able to have more interesting conversations which will eventually lead to “success”. Start small and work on your way up with each girl, or group of girls that you meet.
Bonus tip: Looks aren’t that important. Now of course, if you’re some Leonardo-Dicaprio-looking mofo you’ll have it way easier but girls are more into status than looks. Just try to look nice as in be well-dressed and with good hygiene and start working on showing higher value. The more valuable she thinks you are, the more attracted she’ll be to you.
Side B: Interview With Spyder
01. Spyder, my man, this interview has been long-overdue so accept my apologies for the delay. I just saw that cover art for Sinister Syndicate thingy with you and Just Silver, so why don’t you tell us more about that?
haha its cool man, your busy as shit. Ya, I was set to be a judge for the last CW tourney and then some people dropped out. Silver said that he would join so i decided to keep it going and be his partner. We had some nice chemistry and actually beat two groups that had been working together for a bit so thats what made us think we would be an interesting group. The name took like 500 tries to get, but we like it. and should be dropping something soon
02. The voting for VET's is taking place as we speak, and a lot of people were raising concerns regarding the nominees and stuff. Personally, I appreciate that I’ve been nominated for the 2nd time, so I don’t want to interfere, but what are your thoughts on it?
Ya, and rightfully so IMO. There are a couple that maybe shouldnt be there, but your not one of em. You probably should have gotten the vet last time, but I'm sure youll get it this time. I think some people care a little too much about the color of their name on here, the new vets always stir some emotions. i just gotta say, it makes you light blue, and gives you access to one more board... and that board is dead. so your not missing much.
03. Given that you’re into rapping, I was wondering how did you get started with it and when? And also, do you have any more serious future plans about your music?
Ive been interested since i was young, just hearing it. I guess i thought trying it would make me appreciate it more, so i started to battle (surprise) before i did regular writing. of course i sucked but at that age people didnt know what good lyrics were. so then i got on here and discovered the technical side and so on. My future will keep it where it has been, just a hobby. if i get decent enough where i want to put it on youtube and try to create a buzz then maybe in a million years thatll turn into something. but just wishful thinking. although i would like to get a low tier battle in KOTD to see how id do.
04. You’ve been a member on the site for a while now. What’s your general opinion on it and what are some of your favorite TR memories?
Ya probably too long lol. Its still good, some people hate the way its gone, some people dont know the difference. It has a more serious feel, alot more rule structure but overall Im still here cause its still TR. it just doesnt have the same upbeat feel back when James, Anon, Slimm and those guys were here.
My favorite moments were all of chetts videos which he started again. he still owes me a spyderman video ASSHOLE.
05. I’ve been having some discussions lately about social media and how it affects our society, so it’d be cool to get your thoughts on it?
yeah its disgusting really. its a good idea to keep people in contact on any device. but these teens mostly, are taking it too far. posting every single thought you have, posting personal shit you use to hesitate to tell your best friend. businesses look at people facebook or twitter to see what kind of person you are. Its ridiculous really.
06. If you were to generalize girls and your attitude towards them, especially regarding relationships and hooking up, what would you say?
being that Im married this may be surprising but i generally dont care bout em LOL. too emotional, too bitchy. i was always more into relationships than just hooking up so i got stuck with some crazy bitches. hook ups are nice if they can keep the emotions out of it, which is rare. lets just say im glad i found the girl im with now.
07. Given that Eminem is the root reason why we’re all here, give us a brief version of your history as a Shady fan:
I started listening to Em back when i was like in 3rd grade, back when TES came out. obviously loved it and the rest lead me here. Em has just changed so much in every aspect and its sad. Some of his stuff post-comeback has been nice, even so that i listen to it more than once, but generally its just not great. I still have high hopes for this album, but i know i'll be let down again.
08. Are you into sports, and favorite teams and players?
Ya man i love Basketball, American football, and MMA. I like the celtics, so im glad they didnt trade one of their big three (KG, Pierce, Rondo) i have high hopes for em this season. my NFL team is Giants. and for MMA fighters i like Jon Jones, Anderson Silva, and GSP
09. What are some of your favorite movies, books, TV shows, and video
games?
I love the Dark Knight trilogy, the Naked Gun trilogy, Fringe, and Breaking Bad, which this site got me into. watching it as we speak. just an incredible show. Video games i really only play sports games but im pretty pumped for GTA5. no books for this guy though.
10. Think of the thing that makes life worthwhile for you; if you could have that thing in a perfect ideal scenario (like with me it is music and the perfect thing would be to be very skilled, well-known and respected), how would that make you feel? How would you describe that feeling that you would get inside?
Ya man just anything where my name is known in a positive way. I could have invented something, be an actor, rapper, athlete. just something making my mark on history. Just so when i die that my name would be remembered by more than a select few.
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Awesome bro, I can't wait. Thanks.
