HOLLLLLLLLLY SHIITTTTT GUYS!!!

[SliK]

I had a Redback (similar to your Black Widow) fall out of my shoe two days ago as I was getting ready to mow the lawn. Every Aussie taps out their shoes before they put them on (if they've been left outside for days) and that's why.

[SajN]

I love spiders, tbh.

[Chet Starr]

Once when I was a little dirtbag (probably like 7 or 8) I put my shoes on and got on the school bus.

Nothing special happened on the school bus, normal as always. Then when I got off the school bus, I kept getting a sharp pain in my right foot. With every step I would keep getting that same share pain, til finally I sat down. I pulled off my right shoe and found a wolf spider inside. I threw that fucking shoe

[Blu]

Once when I was a little dirtbag (probably like 7 or 8) I put my shoes on and got on the school bus.

Nothing special happened on the school bus, normal as always. Then when I got off the school bus, I kept getting a sharp pain in my right foot. With every step I would keep getting that same share pain, til finally I sat down. I pulled off my right shoe and found a wolf spider inside. I threw that fucking shoe

That thing?

Shit, I would have amputated that foot. No doubt about it.

[Chet Starr]

Nah this thing, a fuck ton smaller then that huge thing

[SliK]

We get them in Australia too, they're harmless tbh.

[Just Silver]

Spidermans still cool though and Venom fuck carnage

[flyingmonkey10]

it rained spiders in brazil recently. no joke, what do you guys think this means?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htSDlXzWV-w

[Eedee]

Fuck this thread.

[SliK]

it rained spiders in brazil recently. no joke, what do you guys think this means?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htSDlXzWV-w

They say it's good luck for it to rain on your wedding day...

[12characters]

Fuck this thread.

[Spyder]

it rained spiders in brazil recently. no joke, what do you guys think this means?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htSDlXzWV-w

God damn that was disgusting, I've seen spiders do that to some degree.
Couple towns away from me there is a bridge, during the day you couldn't see webs or anything, then in the night there was probably 500+ spiders. It was fucked up

[CanadaPure]

Imagine you're sitting in the bath waiting for your girlfriend to come take a sexy bubble bath with you. She comes in, and she looks fine and ready. Then you notice she's carrying a bag. "What's in the bag hun?" you ask, she replies "something to make this night even better". You get excited, because you think it's sexy lingerie for after the bath.

Your girlfriend walks slow to the tub and lifts up the back, she then dumps hundreds if not thousands of spiders into the bath with you! They're still alive, they're sticking to you because of the water. The water is black from the amount of spiders, and you can feel all their legs squirming as they panic for air

Your girlfriend laughs like a lunatic as you suffer in the spider bath, she then peels off her face reviling that she was Garth Brooks the entire time.

Fuck you Garth Brooks.

[Trimss]

In those situations, I'm less terrified than when it's a single spider. I used to work house renovations three years ago and once I tore the ceiling panel off and was literally showered by spiders.

But if that happened, I'd get cleaned off, dressed and quite literally beat the living fucking shit out of her.

I would definitely beat the shit out of her, break her nose, kill the spiders and stuff them in her vagina. Actually, I wouldn't kill them. I would put them in there alive, so they can eat her from the inside, make babies and stuff.

Then someday, she would explode and I'll be there like SUPRISE MOTHAFUCKA?!

[SajN]

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