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Postby Ivy » Jun 13th, '06, 22:24

g_killa wrote:just dont disturb her between 3 and 4 cos shes in the feild then :laughing:



:zipped: Horror struken...

*imagines...*

Me - Okay boys and girls, we're going to read a story about a girl...a girl who loved sheep a little to much...

*Oh Boy*

*Flashes to story line...*

Me - Now, she loved to wonder around with the sheep, especially around 3 and 4...however, one day she was interupted...

Man who owns sheep - WTF? I don't want to ask what you're doing to...I mean with my sheep!

R - Well, I just love sheepies, I'm sorry...they're so soft and cuddly...

Me - Sadly however, she was banned from the lands...

*9 months later...*


Me - Well children, we'll let your mind wonder for the rest... :smoking:
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Postby MuNxMuN » Jun 13th, '06, 22:35

TaylorakaTiGGi wrote:
g_killa wrote:just dont disturb her between 3 and 4 cos shes in the feild then :laughing:



:zipped: Horror struken...

*imagines...*

Me - Okay boys and girls, we're going to read a story about a girl...a girl who loved sheep a little to much...

*Oh Boy*

*Flashes to story line...*

Me - Now, she loved to wonder around with the sheep, especially around 3 and 4...however, one day she was interupted...

Man who owns sheep - WTF? I don't want to ask what you're doing to...I mean with my sheep!

R - Well, I just love sheepies, I'm sorry...they're so soft and cuddly...

Me - Sadly however, she was banned from the lands...

*9 months later...*


Me - Well children, we'll let your mind wonder for the rest... :smoking:

:laughing: :laughing:
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Postby Ivy » Jun 14th, '06, 15:04

I think I still have the magic touch...just a little rusty...looks like I have some competition though...Sarah, we'll meet at noon...for a showdown... :smoking: :p
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Postby Lil Pimp Tell 'Em » Jun 19th, '06, 03:16

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:'( makin jokes about me while im gone :shakehead:
Its legendary status sittin behind this computer wiigga
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Postby MuNxMuN » Jun 19th, '06, 03:20

^ you know it's funnie :laughing:
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Postby katastrophe » Jun 20th, '06, 19:23

LMAO!! thats so funny yet so disgusting at the same time :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
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Postby Ivy » Jun 20th, '06, 20:21

Sarah wrote::giggle: I'm not as good at it at you Taylor. I still haven't thought of one for Killa yet :p . My mind ain't workin right, I needa break from all the hard work :sweating:


Awww, that's so sweet Sarah, brought tears to my eyes :'( ...Okay, maybe not tears, but a smile :)
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Postby MuNxMuN » Jun 21st, '06, 14:21

i love the one with proof :laughing: too bad he's dead :loudcry:
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Postby Ivy » Jun 21st, '06, 17:43

TaylorakaTiGGi wrote:*Halie, now 17, goes into a Fye Store *In America it's a Commercial Store that sells the latest Cd's*

Halie - Hmm, Let me see, the Slim Shady LP, The Marshall Mathers LP, The Eminem Show, Encore, and oh, my dad's Greatest Hits

*walks up and pays for the cds....*

*Gets home and goes into room and shuts door......*

Halie - Wow, my dad named a song after my mom......

*Kim plays*

Halie - Oh my god...................

*Halie runs down to her dad, who's in the studio....*

Halie - Daddy!

Em - What Baby

Halie - How Could you make a song like that about mommy??? No wonder people say your lyics are controversial.....

Em - Honey, I'm sorr.......

Halie - Don't bother to explain daddy, it says it all right here......

Em - Ba...

Halie - Daddy, why couldn't we make one like this on your latest cd???

Em - What???

Halie - Mommy promised no more drugs, and now she's back on...

Em - Well, where should we start....?

Halie - Why don't we start where you've become such an asshole and are into oblivion and why don't we mention that I couldn't even talk to mommy about the night I lost my virginity....

*Em hits floor*

Halie - Daddy???

*Shakes Em*

Halie - Daddy, daddy, daddy answer me!

*Runs over to phone and calls Proof*

Halie - Mr. Proof

Proof - Honey, what's wrong?

Halie - It's dad, he hit the floor and he ain't movin'...

Proof - Alright calm down, I'll be there in a mintue....

*few minutes later, Proof arrives and Em is still on the floor*

Proof - Dawg?

*Kicks Em, then tosses a bottle of water on him*

Em - Who is him, I'ma kill em'

Proof - What you talkin' about dawg?

Em - Some motha fucka touched my baby!!!

Proof - Halie!!!!

Halie - Daddy, what i meant to say wa....

Em - Halie, tell me who it was....

Halie - I ain't that stupid daddy, plus I promised him I wouldn't....

Proof - Halie, we promise we won't kill him...who is he???

Halie - Well, daddy...when I was like 14 and he was watchin' me, and mommy was in rehab and you was tourin' and I officially hit puberty, he's also the one who taught me how to use Tampons....

*Em turns to proof....*

Em - You motha.....

Proof - Hey dawg, she had a lot of questions about her body and I didn't know how to answer them, so I gave her a deministration....




That is my classic one, ain't it? :sweating:
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Postby Shady Spain » Jun 21st, '06, 17:59

:laughing: funny shit.
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Postby Ivy » Jun 21st, '06, 18:06

shadyspain wrote::laughing: funny shit.



:sweating: Thank You :flower:
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Postby Ivy » Jun 22nd, '06, 15:31

Sarah wrote::laughing: Oh man that is class :laughing: . Told you Taylor's a masterpiece at these :p


Sarah, I'm going to say thank you for the complement, but then point out a mistake you've made in the above statement. You said, "Told you Taylor's a masterpiece at these." However, you should've said 'Master at these' or 'Taylor's work are a masterpiece'.

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j/p... :p
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Postby katastrophe » Jun 22nd, '06, 17:51

thats how it should be done :shifty: lmao..that was a good joke. nice one
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Postby DC4952 » Jun 23rd, '06, 03:35

LOL! MMake more, lmao
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Postby MuNxMuN » Jun 23rd, '06, 03:42

Sarah wrote:
TaylorakaTiGGi wrote:
Sarah wrote::laughing: Oh man that is class :laughing: . Told you Taylor's a masterpiece at these :p


Sarah, I'm going to say thank you for the complement, but then point out a mistake you've made in the above statement. You said, "Told you Taylor's a masterpiece at these." However, you should've said 'Master at these' or 'Taylor's work are a masterpiece'.

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j/p... :p

lol is that the first time you've corrected my grammer? :p I know you use to do it to max :shifty:


too bad it never improved my grammer/spelling :smoking: it just taught me to use (sp?) after every word i know i mispelled :laughing:
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