Dumbest shit you done while drunk ?

[Chet Starr]

I'll buy the booze for the underage members

[ImANoob]

I'll buy the booze for the underage members

[Trimss]

It wouldn't be awkward SajN. Look at us. There was no awkwardness except the handshake because you couldn't even stick to what you said motherfucker. Otherwise, we immediately started talking and had fun.

[SajN]

It wouldn't be awkward SajN. Look at us. There was no awkwardness except the handshake because you couldn't even stick to what you said motherfucker. Otherwise, we immediately started talking and had fun.

Ah, the failed handshake


But I think it'd be a little bit more awkward if there were many people from TR gathering and meeting each other for the first time.

We were only two.

[SliK]

Lost my virginity

[SliK]

Lost my virginity

was it a fat chick ?

No, she was beautiful

[SoldierShady]

Lol. I don't know, I was still living with the parents. Had a boozey night out, came in about 4am or some shit.
I underestimated how long how could hold off vomiting for......ended up throwing up all over my mum's carpeted stairs on my way to the bathroom. Then I just passed out. Seriously thought she was going to throw me out for sure the next day.



NEVER AGAIN!

[EG.]

make out with randoms

[Atone]

3. before getting to the party, i guzzled an entire bottle of vodka, the girl that drove me there, ended up ;eaving me at the party and i slept on these people's floor.

Damn. That's fucked up.

ay it was my fault, that Monday at school i was told all the things i did while drunk off my ass, all in that night

1. the girl that drove me to the party ended up slapping the shit outta me cuz i called her a green shirted Nig*** bitch, which may be true, cuz she was wearing a green shirt that night, although, idk why i added the N bomb, she was white,

2. AFTER calling her that, and after she slapped me, i ran outta the house in fear her boyfriend was going to kick my ass, and hid in a dumpster, came back 10 minutes later,

3. passed out between the washer and dryer, and for some reason i rolled my eye's in the back of my head, which i guess scared the shit out of one girl that saw me, when i was told this i busted out laughin, didn't believe it at all...BUT, more recentenly about 2 months before i gave up drinking, i was at a friends house and apparantly passed out in her chair drunk, and rolled my eye's in the back of my head, so, i guess i do that shit when i'm drunk

now, apparantly i didn't fuck shit up to bad, cuz like a month later they invited me to their new house party, and again, i drank a whole bottle of vodka, this time, all i remember is a chiwawa jumpin all over me while i was laid out on the bathroom floor in nothing but my boxers, this time, the girl drove me home that night, or somebody did, idk who did, cuz all i know is i woke up in my own room wearing somebody else's clothes with a hangover from hell.

[flyingmonkey10]

I had too pee and could not hold it, I was actually smashed at my buddies cottage, it was a huge party...I was on a roof top balcony and pulled it out, took a piss....shit didn't know I pissed on like 4 girls lol

[flyingmonkey10]

oh maaaan, tr party would be epic

the dumbest shit i've done, house party with my cousins, smoked a few blunts, and drank. and i was the guy with the champagne bottle, i was so fucked up, i went up to two hot white girls and offered some and they said no, so i flipped them off and walked outta the room like a boss. everyone was like OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH so i think they were on my side. i dont remember doing anything of this, just very vaguely and my cousin told me that's what i did
and i almost instigated a fight and their boyfriends wanted to kick my ass but they failed to find me
epic party, went to work high and drunk and hungover as fuck the following morning

[CanadaPure]

Joined TR Shady.

[Chet Starr]

Joined TR Shady.

[cheeseburger]

Theres millions of dumb things that Ive one so I dont now what to pick.
But problably the craziest thing is when I was 14 years old my ten year older brother gave me a bunch of alcohol at ha party of his. I got really drunk. To top it all of he gave me a glass of Absinth, the 80% kind with a weed leaf on the label...( didnt know what kind of result this drink could give you until 3 weeks later )
That night didnt end good. I went home to my girlfriends friend (they eere both there), acted so stupid her mom kicked me out 4 in the morning. I went to the nearest set of trees and slept against a tree. I woke up problably just a couple of minutes later, went back to their house, knocked on the door and asked her poor mom what the time was. Lol I had no clue who she was or that she just recently kicked me out.
So anyway I start walking home, thank god my sense of direction still worked.
I found a van parked at the side of the road (this is were its starts to get creepy), and these voices starts talking in my head to break in to it.
So i walk around feeling all the doors, then I violently tear up the backdoors. I get in and lay down on the floor, slept for maybe two hours. Then the voices wake me up, screaming at me not to sleep there. "You have to go! Run!" So I did. Imagine seeing that shit from a balcony or something

Ive fought so many bouncers over the years its crazy. Got smashed by policemen in the hole where they throw you in if youre to drunk.
Oh and Ive almost fucked up my relationship aswell as several friends. This one time I got two girls sucking my dick in front of my girlfriend

[Chet Starr]

Theres millions of dumb things that Ive one so I dont now what to pick.
But problably the craziest thing is when I was 14 years old my ten year older brother gave me a bunch of alcohol at ha party of his. I got really drunk. To top it all of he gave me a glass of Absinth, the 80% kind with a weed leaf on the label...( didnt know what kind of result this drink could give you until 3 weeks later )
That night didnt end good. I went home to my girlfriends friend (they eere both there), acted so stupid her mom kicked me out 4 in the morning. I went to the nearest set of trees and slept against a tree. I woke up problably just a couple of minutes later, went back to their house, knocked on the door and asked her poor mom what the time was. Lol I had no clue who she was or that she just recently kicked me out.
So anyway I start walking home, thank god my sense of direction still worked.
I found a van parked at the side of the road (this is were its starts to get creepy), and these voices starts talking in my head to break in to it.
So i walk around feeling all the doors, then I violently tear up the backdoors. I get in and lay down on the floor, slept for maybe two hours. Then the voices wake me up, screaming at me not to sleep there. "You have to go! Run!" So I did. Imagine seeing that shit from a balcony or something

Oh damn I laughed hard reading this