1. All movies are real, because they are made up of pictures, and you can't fake a picture.
2. You can't abuse drugs, like you can't abuse a man.
3. Nerd spelled backwards is Nerd, just like Book spelled backwards is Book. Nerds = Books COINCIDENCE?
4. Eminem really died on Encore, and he's been cloned. CLONING IS REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5. You didn't even realize that I skipped number 5... oh wait, I didn't skip 5.
6. If you ask a girl out, be sure to add the word "sex" inbetween every word.
7. ???
8. Respect the butt-police.