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Postby ThomasAguanis » Jun 25th, '06, 02:30

-This explains your car.

-I never saw one like that before.

-But it still works, right?

-Are you cold?

-I guess this makes me the early bird.

-Ahhhh, it's cute.

-Can I be honest with you?

-Maybe it looks better in natural light.

-Will it squeak if I squeeze it?

-Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?

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Postby Nick419 » Jun 25th, '06, 02:39

lol lets randomly make some up..................is it in yet? lmao
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Postby katastrophe » Jun 25th, '06, 06:36

true...very true
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Postby FTW » Jun 25th, '06, 13:23

lol that was some shit
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Postby rory » Jun 25th, '06, 13:39

lmao that was really funny :laughing:
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Re: Ladys: Top 10 Things Not To Say To A Naked Man

Postby *MIRANDA* » Jun 25th, '06, 16:27

ThomasAguanis wrote:-Ahhhh, it's cute.


thats cruel :laughing:
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Postby Ivy » Jun 25th, '06, 17:19

:laughing: Are you cold...lmao...


Here's one..."Did you just get out of the shower?" :smoking:
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Postby ThomasAguanis » Jun 25th, '06, 18:18

TaylorakaTiGGi wrote:Here's one..."Did you just get out of the shower?" :smoking:


i dont get that one :confusion:
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Postby Nick419 » Jun 25th, '06, 18:22

ThomasAguanis wrote:
TaylorakaTiGGi wrote:Here's one..."Did you just get out of the shower?" :smoking:


i dont get that one :confusion:
lol i feel dumb explaining this but u know how when ur in water or w/e ur dick shrinks? thats what it means lmao :laughing:
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Postby ThomasAguanis » Jun 25th, '06, 18:42

eminemfan419 wrote:
ThomasAguanis wrote:
TaylorakaTiGGi wrote:Here's one..."Did you just get out of the shower?" :smoking:


i dont get that one :confusion:
lol i feel dumb explaining this but u know how when ur in water or w/e ur dick shrinks? thats what it means lmao :laughing:


thats only with cold water...
so if you take a warm/hot shower nothing would happen..well at least to me it doesnt
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Postby X-Ray » Jun 25th, '06, 21:24

ThomasAguanis wrote:
eminemfan419 wrote:
ThomasAguanis wrote:
TaylorakaTiGGi wrote:Here's one..."Did you just get out of the shower?" :smoking:


i dont get that one :confusion:
lol i feel dumb explaining this but u know how when ur in water or w/e ur dick shrinks? thats what it means lmao :laughing:


thats only with cold water...
so if you take a warm/hot shower nothing would happen..well at least to me it doesnt


not true mine gets bigger in cold water ( besides its easyer to get a stiff 1
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Postby Ivy » Jun 25th, '06, 21:58

:unsure: This was not what I meant to happen :zipped:


NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :smoking:
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Postby ThomasAguanis » Jun 25th, '06, 23:01

TaylorakaTiGGi wrote::unsure: This was not what I meant to happen :zipped:


NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :smoking:


hah sooo what did you mean/ want to happen?
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Postby Ivy » Jun 25th, '06, 23:02

ThomasAguanis wrote:hah sooo what did you mean/ want to happen?



I don't know...I just thought I'd have fun and add one, and then it turned out huge...okay...I wanted it to happen... :shifty:




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Postby katastrophe » Jun 25th, '06, 23:03

Sarah wrote:
ThomasAguanis wrote:
TaylorakaTiGGi wrote:Here's one..."Did you just get out of the shower?" :smoking:


i dont get that one :confusion:

:shocked: Tom even I knew that!





I feel smart today :shifty:


thats just today :shifty:
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