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The Masturbation Thread

Postby CanadaPure » Apr 14th, '13, 03:11

Since they can talk about their vices all the time, such as weed, I'm using my rights as a TRian Citizen to talk about my vices. This is the masturbation thread. You can talk about all your masturbation experiences here. Ever been caught? Jack it with your opposite hand? Want to hear others experiences? This is your thread! All discussions here are 100% no homo.

Masturbation Resources: viewtopic.php?f=29&t=156382

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Postby PAINKILLƎR » Apr 14th, '13, 03:13

I came...

Now what?
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Re: The Masturbation Thread

Postby CanadaPure » Apr 14th, '13, 03:14

PAINKILLƎR wrote:I came...

Now what?


Kleenex bru.

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Re: The Masturbation Thread

Postby PAINKILLƎR » Apr 14th, '13, 03:17

CanadaPure wrote:
PAINKILLƎR wrote:I came...

Now what?


Kleenex bru.

Another satisfied Masturbateer.

Good call bru, cool thread btw.

Sajn sticky this and the booty thread pls.

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Re: The Masturbation Thread

Postby CanadaPure » Apr 14th, '13, 03:17

bigray wrote:I only masterbate when I am high tbh


Seriously question here bigray, do you feel like being high improves your orgasm? I have one friend who says yes, and I have one friend who says he can't get it up when high. You're the tie-beaker.

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got myself a great technique

oh and yeah tissue of course


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Re: The Masturbation Thread

Postby Just Silver » Apr 14th, '13, 03:20

Almost been caught

I once came using just my palm

Right hand feels right..man

Astroglide is awesome
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Re: The Masturbation Thread

Postby CanadaPure » Apr 14th, '13, 03:21

bigray wrote:I don't have an issue getting it up high or not high, my testosterone levels are quite high..If I smoke before jacking off or having sex it takes me longer to orgasm and is much more enjoyable.


Testosterone is awesome. I hardy get "whiskey dick" even if I'm completely smashed.

They call me Wonder Dick. Okay, I'm the only person who calls me that though.
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Postby PAINKILLƎR » Apr 14th, '13, 03:23

lmao wow the turn this thread just took.
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Re: The Masturbation Thread

Postby Eedee » Apr 14th, '13, 03:23

Yeah SajN... "sticky" this thread.
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Re: The Masturbation Thread

Postby Hansen » Apr 14th, '13, 03:28

(NSWF)http://24.media.tumblr.com/ffc5b8a16241d8a76747a06f8810637d/tumblr_mfi72rEmFF1s1nm3bo4_250.gif (NSWF)
This all day. Im sore.
TrShady is just great. A place where pompousus blowhards can connect with other pompousus blowhards, and form a vast circle jerk of pomposity.

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Re: The Masturbation Thread

Postby Just Silver » Apr 14th, '13, 03:29

Lmao whiskey dick never heard the term
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Re: The Masturbation Thread

Postby CanadaPure » Apr 14th, '13, 03:30

Sometimes I get a little to into it and I worry that I'm gonna death grip my dick into submission.

Any solutions?
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Re: The Masturbation Thread

Postby EG. » Apr 14th, '13, 03:32

Good thread
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Re: The Masturbation Thread

Postby PAINKILLƎR » Apr 14th, '13, 03:33

CP, spit on your dick
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Re: The Masturbation Thread

Postby Just Silver » Apr 14th, '13, 03:34

Astroglide kicks KYs ass
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