The Masturbation Thread

by **CanadaPure** » Apr 14th, '13, 03:34

bigray wrote:Yes females are welcome to tell stories as well.

Bigray fishing for some spank bank material.

@Pain, spit is nasty bru.

by **PAINKILLƎR** » Apr 14th, '13, 03:35

lube it up with anything bru, before you strangle you dick to death

by **CanadaPure** » Apr 14th, '13, 03:36

bigray wrote:Is it true that make strippers wear cock rings to keep their dick up?

We'll have to ask Chet, I'm pretty sure he's a male stripper.

by **Just Silver** » Apr 14th, '13, 03:37

I spit on mine as well its only nasty if u let dry

by **PAINKILLƎR** » Apr 14th, '13, 03:39

Hage is a dry guy...

I really don't give a shit tbh.

by **EG.** » Apr 14th, '13, 03:40

oh btw Hage, you were jacking off in one of my dreams

by **Just Silver** » Apr 14th, '13, 03:41

I spit as long as it doesn't dry as well

by **EG.** » Apr 14th, '13, 03:42

Hage wrote:
EG. wrote:oh btw Hage, you were jacking off in one of my dreams

Did you like it ?

idk tbh, all i remember is you and the real slim shady both jacking off. (not each other)

by **Just Silver** » Apr 14th, '13, 03:44

Vagiclean? A little extra cheese on the taco?

by **PAINKILLƎR** » Apr 14th, '13, 03:44

by **CanadaPure** » Apr 14th, '13, 03:45

No one wants to see me masturbate.

by **PAINKILLƎR** » Apr 14th, '13, 03:46

Cuz nobody knows how you look *****

by **Just Silver** » Apr 14th, '13, 03:48

This maybe super gay but i once licked my own wang in 7th grade never can since

Im a MySexual

by **PAINKILLƎR** » Apr 14th, '13, 03:48

lmfao wtf

by **CanadaPure** » Apr 14th, '13, 03:49

PAINKILLƎR wrote:Cuz nobody knows how you look *****

Like a 12 year old

Just Silver wrote:This maybe super gay but i once licked my own wang in 7th grade never can sinceIm a MySexual

I'm 90% sure I'm flexible enough to lick my own dick, but I have no intentions of trying.